Humans will say “I guess I could have pizza tonight but I had pizza on Thursday and I don’t really want pizza twice in the same week” and dogs will say “Oh boy the exact same gub I’ve been fed for every meal of my entire life homf homhf chomfhh homhomhomhomhomh”
Franz Kafka, from a letter to Felice Bauer written in 1913, featured in Letters To Felice
okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile
How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus
The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate
2026
- FUCK HARD
- FUCK FAST
- FUCK BADLY
- NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
- CREATE JOY
- MUSIC ALWAYS
- PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
- YUMMY SOUP
- go see the doctor about that thing
- BE TRANSGENDER
- KISS YOUR FRIENDS
- EAT CHEESE
- NEVER KILL YOURSELF
- THRIVE
ALT
predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one
love this image I don’t even believe it it’s just so true
I’m going to die and the only thing that can save me is pictures of boobs. im still going to die but it’s an anaesthetic
Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.
can i come over and do this at you
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