EVIL Tommy (Posts tagged chnt memes)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Evil Hellidiah Bankruptcy Theory (scary creepypasta)

(trigger warning SCARY and Evil)

One day I was at school. Sigh, I hate school. I have no friends. All of my teachers dislike me greatly. I heard these people at my school talking about this thing on Tumblr. They said it was called 'The Hellidiahverse'. Maybe they have an equally dark twisted reality in their mind. Hell, huh? Maybe I'll give it a read. For now, I just have to survive another day at school. Sigh.

In maths I started drawing broken hearts on my desk. Arthur Lester doesn't want to be my girlfriend. Sigh. I etched my hart brake onto the table and sighed. Then my stupid teacher came over and shouted at me to stop vandalising the desks. I shouted back.

"You stupid head! Sigh... you don't understand my dark twisted reality. Heh... you mere mortals don't understand."

I got a detention for being rude. Sigh. I'll deal with her and get my revenge one day.

When I got home, I opened Tumblr on my old laptop that used to be my dad's in the 80s. Sigh. It didn't work too well, but it was the best I had. I searched for Hellidiahverse and clicked on the fic i found called 'Pointless Nonsense'. At first, everything was normal. I got quite invested in the fic, and yelled at my mom so she would let me have dinner in my room. Sigh. She's so annoying. Lady. Sigh.

I got to the bit with Gaster, and I was very liking this. Eventually though, I got to the part with the fireworks. This is when everything went wrong.

There was a character, called 'Hellidiah.' Hellidah I've heard that name before... Sigh... It's probably nothing. He was Jedidiah's evil twin brother from Hell and evil. I looked away from my laptop to make sure my window was open. It was getting hot in my room. But when I looked back, it was at the part where Down and Steve was supposed to appear. This is when everything went wrong.

Hellidiah was on the screen, but not normal. His eyes were completely black, and red blood was spilling from them and his mouth. I got scared, but sighed and thought maybe this is just the websiet glitching. However, I then heard a sound at my window. Quiet little tapping. But when I looked however nothing was there. Sigh. It's just my imagination. When I looked back at my screen, Hellidiah was closer to the screen. He opened his mouth, and you could hear a loud scream, but not coming from the laptop.

Then the laptop glitched out scarily and the screen went black. However, when I looked at my window, Hellidiah was there. I screamed, I heard a scream however it was me screaming this time. Sigh. This is probably The Evil Skin Gang trying to sabotage me again. Sigh.

Hellidiah opened my window and I screamed, and my mom came upstairs and came into my room even though she is not allowed. I went to yell at her, but this is when everything went wrong. She was dead. Sigh. This has to be a nightmare.

Standing above her was Hellidiah, and I screamed. My dad is dead since I was a child.

When I looked back at the window, Jeff the Killer, Ben drowned, Peppa Pig deleted episode, Nikola Orsinov, The Bifrost Incident, Jeff the Killer, and Evil Sydney were at my window. I thought it couldn't get any worse, and I ran downstairs, but then I tripped and spilled potassium chloride on me. Sigh.

When I woke up, I was at the hospital and my mom and Arthur Lester were by my side. The doctor told me my face had been disfigured and all of my clothes were permanently blood stained, and I had to carry a knife with my everywhere. I went to the mirror and screamed. Sigh. I was Evil Hellidiah Bankruptcy Theory!

But it was all a dream.

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This is canon by the way

evil--tommy

if you reblog this i'll voice it like a magnus archives statement

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PLEEEASE PLEASE

evil--tommy

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ask and you shall recieve

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These two posts together have led to my friends and I saying "sigh" in a drawn out and dramatic way when any minor inconvenience happens in the vc

I just thought you should know the cultural impact this masterpiece has had

evil--tommy

thank you this is my favourite thing I’ve ever done i think

sideways and josh hellidiah chnt chnt memes hellidiahverse tommyreblogs
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i want to make a theme song for Sideways and Josh but like hes so neutral that it would literally just have to be corporate stock music

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I put no effort into this and didnt want it to sound good I hope you love and hate it

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I feel incredibly neutral about this, this is now Sideways and Josh's canon theme song

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big orchestral mix starts playing when he sacrifices himself and the odds and Stevens goes “wow… this really was… an undertale.

Odds and Stevens is my hellidiah oc btw hellidiah sideways and josh chnt chnt podcast camp here and there chnt memes tommyreblogs