In ‘The Silver Doe’, Ron finally got it. He realised you don’t have to be the Chosen One to be a hero. Sometimes the bravest thing we can do is to own our mistakes, go to a friend and say ‘Sorry.’ And often, the hardest battles are the ones we fight within our own minds. For this, we respected Ron more than ever: the boy who lived through so many insecurities to become the man we knew he could be. (x)
i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room
i’m the sexiest bastard in this therapy waiting room
i’m the sexiest buffoon in this therapy waiting room
I’m the sexiest snorlax in this therapy waiting room
Your now-deceased mother placed a “blessing” on you when you were a young boy - at thirteen, you would become irresistibly attractive to the ladies. The issue? You’re really, really gay.
DnD Tiefling Headcanon
Tieflings are serial adopters
Since Tieflings really have no homeland of their own, and human mothers have a tendency to abandon baby tieflings, I feel like Tieflings tend toward the “Found Family” trope.
In the usual sense of “hey wow you guys actaully give a shit about me?? I will love you forever.”
But also in the literal sense. Random baby tiefling left alone in an alley? “GUESS I’M A MOTHER NOW.” Find a goblin infant in the caves after you’ve murdered the clan attacking that village? “Oops, congrats on your new son.”
You can’t tell me that, in a species already prone to lacking a known lineage, family units wouldn’t be like, 80% adoption.
Don’t even try to tell me that it would be odd to see a horde of babies from every race swarming around a single tiefling parent.
Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…
Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.
Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY
Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet
Peter and Shuri: I’d do anything fow you Captain Amewica-
Steve, without even a hint of malice in his voice: Then perish.
C A N O N
peter and shuri: mr. white wolf i would die for you
steve: Big Mood
Big mood
Shuri: I’m a lesbian
Steve, unbothered: I thought you were American
Shuri: So I’m sitting there
Steve, unbothered on his phone : Barbecue sauce on my titties
Shuri: And they were roommates–
Steve, not looking up from the article he’s reading, quietly: Oh my god, they were roommates.
Peter: Road work ahead??
Steve, turning on his blinker: Yeah, I sure hope it does
steve, holding back thanos with his Bare Hands: iM a bAd BiTCH you CANt kill mEE
Shuri and Peter: Two bros, chillin in a hot tub,
Steve, climbing into Bucky’s lap: five feet apart cause they’re not gay
