beatbizzle:

creepsandcrawlers:

overfedvenison:

friendshipismax:

thebuttkingpost:

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

@evoledge

kiryukazumas:

“The fairies in this fountain shall ease your weariness.
When you grow fatigued from your battles, come here to be refreshed.”

cooncomic:

59. Heat Wave

studio-ghibli-miyazaki-hayao:

The Cat Retuns (2002)

A movie i adore to watch! I recommend so much! 🐱💕 

littlebunnynotlost:

I loved seeing the influence of Studio Ghibli in the first feature film from Studio Ponoc, Mary and the Witch’s Flower (2017), which drew from the rich imagery of classics like Castle in the Sky (1986), Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989), Princess Mononoke (1997), and Spirited Away (2001), just to name a few. 

elodieunderglass:

jumpingjacktrash:

systlin:

jedifish81:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

O’sha. 

Obviously 

THAT’S PERFECT

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

the only divinity where you don’t take your hat off in the temple – you put your hat ON.

Our Lady of Health and Safety,

Hazard flies from thee.

Inform us of our rights at work,

Lead us not into destruction,

but deliver us from error.

Maketh us to lie down among blueprints

And lead us to good designs.

You give us appropriate PPE,

We shall not want.

Holy Lady, of engineers,

Pray for us sinners,

Now and at the end of our contracts.

In the shadow of the valley of evil

You show the way with adequate backup lights,

You deliver us from trip hazards.

For thine are the Great Works,

the power and pylon,

Now and forever.

Close paren.

sdseraph:

fireheartedkaratepup:

the-80s-do-it-better:

attackonsociallife:

quibbs:

tyleroakley:

outlawsoflove:

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

beatbizzle:

dmc-dmc:

anightvaleintern:

nateswinehart:

kitsiinabox:

nateswinehart:

Ha ha seriously tho.

I needed to hear this right now. <3

My new favorite post.

Always reblog. ALWAYS.

cooncomic:

04. Don’t