someone sent me an ask that was just them saying "typical Tumblr user" and I was so offended that I cried when I woke up
This is just basic level hate mail. Not even bad hate mail. This is like telling your neighbor their roses look a little wilted in the middle of winter. Like saying "Major News: a blender was foundin a kitchen". I bet someone saw this and immediately sent that to multiple people.
Yes but someone infiltrated somebody’s dream to hate on them so I’d say that’s still next level
I had a dream where the world ended because someone played the recorder, but sadly I woke up before i found out what song they played.
time to go to my room to pretend I'm going to sleep, good night guys💕 🌔🌛🌃🛌🏻
Go eeeeeeeeep
Maybe if you eep MCR5 will come out! Maybe theyre just waiting for you to eep....
let's hope🛐🙏🏻 nighty night😘
Real eep
GOOD NIGHT!!! I HOPE YOU DREAM OF RATS AND CHEMICAL ROMANCES
f4y3w00d5 asked:
hey sweetheart, hows it going?
ask-enderberry-speculating answered:
well if I’m going to be completely honest I’ve been struggling a lot to upload it’s not due to school schedule or anything it’s just that sometimes just really struggle to upload on here even answer the simplest of asks and it’s kind of driving me mad but I have been hanging out with a lot of IRL friends so I’m kind of happy with that and I’m not sure if my mental health is deteriorating again
I also sometimes forget that this account exists so yeah I think that’s another bad sign
You dont need to answer asks or anything, im glad you're hanging out with irl people <3
just wanted to check up on you cos we havent spoken in a bit, yknow?
yeah I know but I just wanted to give you a little bit more in-depth information about what's been going on with me recently
mhm
if you wanna talk im always open to talk ^^
I have been doing great and a lot of subjects at my new school multiple times getting a hundred on tests and also I've been making new friends been hanging out with them and I'm planning with one of my best friends to do a twin cosplay with him being quackity (if you knows the Dream smp) and me being slimecicle (sorry for the spoilers if I did cause some)
oh yay ^^
and thats cool!!! i only know dream smp cos like, two jonathan schlatt alters, a dream alter, and 2 tommy alters lol
this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.
dream big, little one
CUTIE PIEEE
Go bearded dragon. Live your dream.
f4y3w00d5 asked:
*randomly appears nearby*
*nonchalant shrug*
Bored and you guys are cool.
Why thank you!
*giggles a bit*
Soooo what are you guys doing?
Planning a mass murder
oooooo funnnn
can I join?
Sadly we’re pretty sure you’d draw too much attention.
*pouting*
I can be discreetttt
We don’t want to have Akronus and aldira coming down with Crow and Antros.
I can take a different form and be discreet!!
And Akronus won’t notice?
uhhhhhhhhhh i dunnooo
Silvy will maybe distract him?
Fuck it. Sure
*delighted squeals and bouncing up and down*
So we’re going to a town just east of here.
No fancy shit, just murder.
soooo knives or can i drink their blood? Or both?
Both
FUCK YEAHHH
So, should we go?
*nodding*
*they start walking to the east*
*floating after them, humming some ancient faery dancing song*
*when they get to the town they look back to you*
Ready?
*happy nods*
Just likeee... anyone?
Of course.
*happy nods*
Then lets gooo
*they both run in and begin slaughtering people*
*joining in, laughing insanely, and able to do it quickly and quietly, drinking like half my victims blood*
*after a while the town is empty*
*exhilirated and very much drunk*
*they seem to have. Run off, as Akronus arrives on the scene*
*immediately sorta mauls myself half to death to make it look like someone else did it and collapses before they see me*
*approaches you*
Faye?
*pretending to have not just killed a bunch of people and mauled myself and doing very well*
*checks your teeth*
*the fangs werent there, apparently retracted*
*I check some of the corpses beck wounds*
*all the necks on the ones i had bitten had been mauled over the bites so it came off as just neck wounds with knives*
*I go back over to you*
*dramatic mauled noise*
…Faye?
*blinks at you*
Hiiiii Akyyyy
You’re a horrible actor.
*pouts and crawls over to one of the bodies that still has blood, draining its blood and healing*
Howd you knowww
All the necks were mauled, also the eldritch abomination I flew in on spotted you maul yourself.
.......i didnt maul the ones i didnt killlll
Still, you killed then
....only someee
Bad Faye
*giggling*
*baps you*
*tries to nom your hand*
Bad.
*nuzzles*
Cutie
*happily nuzzles you, covered in blood*
Please clean up.
*pouting*
*frowns*
*nuzzles*
*backs away*
*pokes my tongue out at you and vanishes*
*walks off*
*trying to find dream eater and static*
*I had just been floating there in the air reading all night, but now I was laying down in the air*
(@aileaxthevoidien)
*its morning now*
*Zele walks down the stairs*
hello faye!
*I float back to a seated position*
Hey. How ya doing?
Pretty good, what about you?
*I shrug*
Just been reading. Paranoid now. Too much Edgar Allan Poe, I think.
Thats what edgar does to you.
*laughs*
*I chuckle, slowly turning upside down*
S'pose you're right.
*sits down on the couch*
want to do anything?
Not particularly. What about you?
...no not really, i just want you to be happy...
... *confusion*
Why?-
because you looked like you werent having a good time...
Concerned for Aileax...
yeah i can imagine.
he was just left outside the mansion on his own...
I dont know what I'd do if he got hurt again...
hes really cute, i hope he doesnt die or get hurt
*I smile slightly*
He's so cute..... I love him so much..
i can see why
*I nod slightly, but then frown*
Ugh they were right. Caring for weaker beings does get you in fucked up situations.
but caring for others also gets you friends.
That then cause you trouble, and lead to more fucked up stuff.
...
ok...
*I look down at my hands for a second, then force a smile*
Depressing shit. What else do you wanna talk about?
how did you and aileax meet? you seem to care about eachother a lot
*I frown slightly, thinking*
Not sure exactly...
youve been together that long??
No- but the first thing I can remember that includes him is a foursome so that cant be right-
*laughs*
thats a funny first memory.
*I giggle softly*
What I remember from it was mainly Mon hogging him, so I fucked the other guy mostly- And then me and Mon and Aileax all started dating, and thats when I started falling for mortals! I have like... 10 partners now-
thats a lot, you must be pretty good at this!
*I giggle slightly*
I'm a millenia old sex demon- I know how to make people love me. Did ya see how I worked the crowd?!
*Zele's cheeks are slightly pink now*
Yeah you certainly did a good job back there.
*I giggle and tilt my head at him*
You're cute when you're blushing, y'know?
!
w-what-
*I chuckle softly, winking at him and then making random shapes with my hands out of boredom*
*blushing more*
i-
you-
thanks...
*I just chuckle, smirking to myself*
god damnit how the fuck are they the one who did that-
*I pick up the book and start reading again, still smirking*
*just sits down next to you blushing*
*I casually lean against you, still reading*
glad i got you...
Well I'm glad I got you and not a jackass.
yeah some of the people there would have treated you like shit...
*I smirk*
Bet I coulda beat most of them to a pulp. Especially if they decided to fuck me. Sex demons are strengthened by sex, whether our powers are there or nah.
oh, cool!
Yeah, we are pretty fucking cool.
yknow i really didnt expect this to happen, but here we are.
You didnt? Hah. I fully expected to murder my buyer as soon as Aileax was safe.
that was probably the best plan.
Yeah. But I decided you're pretty sweet and cute, and I like you.
O///O
*I chuckle, tilting my head back and kissing his cheek*
You get flustered shockingly easily.
ive never had someone actually love me...
*I shrug*
Sorta sad. Maybe we should change that?
that would be nice...
*I put the book down and put one arm around your shoulders, gently pulling you against me*
*leans on you*
*I close my eyes, just sitting there now*
thank you...
No need to thank me, love.
*closes my eyes too*
*I kiss your cheek gently*
*blushing more*
You're very cute when you blush~
T-thanks...
*I grin*
I dunno what it is and people saying thanks whenever I compliment them-
well a compliment is a compliment, you gotta thank them for giving you one!
Maybe so, but I dont expect to be thanked for stating the truth to people
*hugs you*
*hugs you back, and then pulls you into my lap gently*
*buries my head in your chest*
*I grin, gently patting you*
w-what are you doing-
Patting you, darling. What else?
O//////O
why-
Because you're adorable!~
o-ok-
*I chuckle and kiss your cheek*
how are you so nice...
People say I'm nice, but really im not
you act pretty nice...
Maybe.
maybe...
*i kiss your cheek, nearer your mouth*
*blushing a little more*
*I kiss your cheek again, right next to your mouth*
*closes my eyes again*
*I chuckle and kiss your lips this time*
*kisses you back, hugging you tightly*
*gently patting your hair as i kiss you*
*still has my eyes closed*
*stops kissing you now but keeps patting you*
Love you
*patting you*
I wish I found someone like you a while ago... It would have saved me from so much pain...
Hows that, love?
*lifts his head, a scar on his neck now visible*
I... i was so lonely...
*I gently reach out and touch the scar*
*he flinches a little, but let's you*
What happened, darling...?
I was so lonely... nobody loved me...
Nobody was there to help...
Nobody to stop me from ending it all...
Thank god I dropped the knife...
*I hug you closer, gently pressing my lips to the scar*
I'm here for you now...
thank you...
*I close my eyes, gently stroking your hair as I sit there like that*
*sits there, almost motionless*
*also sitting there, seemingly becoming lost in thought*
I'm worried for Aileax..
*that jolts me out of my thoughts*
Huh? What was that about Aileax?- Sorry didnt hear
I'm worried about him...
Oh... Why?
None of what happened there seemed very real. He wouldn't act like that normally would he?
*I frown, thinking back*
No actually, I dont think so... and I dont think he would have been that relaxed about the whole thing either...
exactly. It was really weird.
*my eyes start flickering black*
If they lied to me...
H-hey dont go all glitchy on me thats really scary-
I'm just saying I think there is something wrong, maybe not with the slavers
If he's not okay...
Look I'm sure he's ok
*starting to shake*
*hugs you*
Please don't be scary...
*starting to glitch out*
P-please..
*starts to cry*
*I seem to be jolted out of it when he starts to cry, and I stop glitching*
O-oh- no, please dont cry...
why does that happen...
What do you mean...? The glitching...? I dont know... I think its got something to do with the eldritch form that I hide
Ok..
*I start quietly humming a tune*
*calmed down*
*still humming*
Your voice is really nice when you hum...
*I stop humming, and start blushing*
H-huh?-
i like your voice!
Whys everyone always say that... im not that good at humming...
Yes you are!
*I blush harder, shaking my head*
Yes you are!
*i whine softly, bright red and lean against you*
*giggles*
You went red, that proves my point
*I shake my head, pushing my face into your chest*
*Pets you like a cat*
*I nuzzle my head into your hand, purring softly*
Love you
love you too...
Want to lay down?
*slow nodding*
*picks you up and walks upstairs, putting you in the bed and getting in next to you*
*I curl up against your side*
*hugs you and falls asleep*
*just laying there curled up but still awake, just thinking*
*no sounds*
*starts muttering quietly to myself*
*only the sound of wind*
*eventually falls asleep, and starts having nightmares*
*aileax is in one of the nightmares, in his human form, being passed around by some gang members*
*absolutely fucking terrified out of my wits and horrified and i try to stop it, not realising im asleep*
*when you get close, they all fade away, leaving only aileax, looking at you, scared*
'W-who are you ?'
*you wake up*
*whimpering and shaking and thinking about the dream*
Anonymous asked:
I dream about you at night and wonder if you do the same
oh thats sweet
I mean i wouldnt know if i dream about you cos youre on anon
akronus-has-thoughts asked:
*knocks on your door*
f4y3w00d5 answered:
*Ben opens it, looking mildly irritated*
yeah?
What. Do you want faye? she's not entirely... okay right now.
what do you mean!?
Some people said some stuff that triggered insecurities, she drank herself to oblivion, and when she fainted she cracked her head on a table.
*I freeze up, scared for her*
...Do you wanna come in?
y-yeah
*waving you in*
*I walk in*
*fayes sat on the couch drinking alcohol, a huuuuuuge cut on the side of her head with tar blood dribbling out of it*
*ben lunges at her and takes the alcohol away and she glares*
Faye, please stop drinking.
*I poke my tongue out at you*
be mature
*my eyes are unfocused*
Youre no funnnnnnnn
you're drunk
Nuh uhhhh im notttt!!! Youre drunkkkk!!
...seriously?
*nodding and giggling. Ben grabs her and stops her from doing the nodding cos its jostling the wound, now hes trying to bandage her head*
*I sigh*
*more giggling*
I think everyone hates me, Akro!!! And they all use me too!!!
well thats wrong
Welllll Dream Eater and Static just use me for feeding off the captives fearsss
f4y3w00d5 asked:
*i appear in front of Malte, looking nervous*
blooper-malte answered:
*he seems to have calmed down but you can still feel he’s not letting you off easy after this last stunt.*
H-hi.... I'm s-sorry...
I hope you won't do something this stupid again.
*his eyes seem to gaze your essence, it's a little off putting.*
*i whimper slightly*
I-i promise i'll t-try not to...
If you need someone to talk I'm always free, so don't do something like that again... I've seen the damage you've done to yourself, you are lucky there aren't any permanent side effects.
*he gets up from the massive metal Throne you had found him sitting on, and he shrinks to the height of 5'11.*
But just in case I'll give you something so you don't ever forget your foolishness.
*I blink in confusion, watching*
*he removes a feather from his wings, as it glows blue.*
This will hurt like a bitch.
*Simply curious, not caring about the pain, a masochist anyway*
*he jams the feather into your arm, it embeds itself into your bone as a searing pain courses through the entirety of your body almost incapacitating you as it gets worse and worse.*
sotoL.
*the pain subsides but now you have a black feather tattoo in your wrist that soon fades away too.*
There, now every time you think about killing yourself the curse will activate and make you feel so much pain you'll be unable to move.
*he smiles sweetly, as he returns to his usual size and sits on his throne as if nothing happened.*
*slight frowns*
Looks like im gonna be in severe pain half the time then-
Don't worry, you'll get used to the pain it's just the being completely unable to move part that'll be annoying.
.........nah i like pain anywayy
Then you should use it sparingly, your pain receptors will be burned off if you do it too often.
.............but i cant not think about ittt :((((
Then let me change it a bit.
Now any action that would cause severe harm to you will paralyze you, and it'll be painful for as long as you continue trying.
*he says, and the searing pain returns as you are forced to walk to his throne.*
This is a method of torture used by my people, there are not many people who would enjoy having their body under the control of someone else.
..........
*mutters 'thats hot-'*
Indeed it is, your body is being burned by the energy I put into that feather.
*he makes you climb up to his arm rest.*
Faye, you are my friend and I don't wish to take all control away from you, but if you don't get better I'll be using this to make you unable to feel sad, no matter how much damage that will do to you.
.....
im constantly sad, i just fake other emotions most of the time-
I am too, but I've learned that if you fake it well enough it's not fake anymore, so I'll grant you a blissful lie if you just tell me to.
...
i dunno...... im just used to it.......
I see...
*he turns off Faye's ability to feel sad and slowly makes her happier as he hugs her.*
*hugging back, closing my eyes*
*you feel sleep coming to you.*
*I let myself fall asleep
*talking to himself as you are now sleeping deeply with his help.*
*Sighhhh* this hurts way more than I expected.
*he looks at the purple glowing tattoo on the back of his hand, it looks like a lotus flower.*
*sleep nuzzling him*
*he smiles, keeping you as comfortable as he can.*
*enters the room*
It seems I won't be resting with this little one.
*very much happily to be sleeping here, purring softly in my sleep, snuggling him*
*he has a very serious conversation with an unknown person*
I see, you may leave
*soft snoring and then i seem to be beginning to have a bad dream*
mango-mentally-ill-deactivated2 asked:
I once had a dream about you
Oh thats cute!
