part time soulmate, full time problem

coldpapernightmare:

latchofficial:

dogtoks:

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

(via bookwormcheerleader)

phantomsofyourformerself:

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i’m going to read all the books in the world.

(via brokenfork)

hypotenussy:

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

doggiedyke:

doggosource:

Oh you know he said roo roo roo roo

(via bookwormcheerleader)

stjohnstarling:

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

(via saint-ambrosef)

creekfiend:

people talk about how we need to bring back “don’t feed the trolls” rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING

be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it’s so nice and so freeing and it’s a good way to learn things.

I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn’t involve me online but you know what I’ve never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar

bibaleen:

autophage:

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

(via saint-ambrosef)

ganymedian:

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

(via sarcastic-clapping)

lieutenant-sarcastic:

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

(via scp2337)

tpwrtrmnky:

“Block this ad” isn’t good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company “this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product”