the flight from avalir (colorized, 843 PD)

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

"Who's my oBEEdient little bee?"

(FFXIV DT Boss spoilers)

Man shut the hell up. Mind your own business.

new favorite 🩸

This year's artfights for Darkisis, Kyuwko, @tshortik, and Bramblefire!

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Indian Leopard (Melanistic) | Maxim Korenyugin

*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

Well this feels a little foreboding

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

had to clip this because jesus CHRIST

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

well. bisexuality and vampirism

I'm a Gortash enjoyer, which means I obviously enjoy watching him get the shit beaten out of

Dedicating my first drawing in a month to mof

✨☀️ Its fur has the look and feel of velvet. The orb on its forehead glows when it uses psycho-power.☀️✨

🩸🌙 When this Pokémon becomes angry, its pores secrete a poisonous sweat, which it sprays at its opponent's eyes. 🌙🩸

Love how you can feel his sanity slipping away…

When you’re mid sentence and suddenly forget literally everything you were talking about