being made by vitro fertilisation (IVF) is so funny. my parent didn’t have sex, my parents conducted an experiment with a scientist. my humble beginnings can be traced to a petri dish. some person i dont know clocked in to work and then just made me. i was made in a lab and i didn’t even get any cool powers or anything. im just a girl that has to work 9 to 5
a tag mentioned how likely it is for ivf to produce twins and it reminded me of the fact that i ate my twin in the womb. so maybe my secret power is eating people
since this post is going around again i need you all to know that i can win almost every argument with my siblings by saying ‘hey at least they PAID to have me’ which hits especially hard since both my sisters are accidents. so i also have that power
(via whoopsie-collective)
