petulantworm:

intrigd-voyagr:

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

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damnfool-of-a-took:

helenvaughans:

^^^ This. The COMBINED population of the Twin Cities (Minneapolis and St. Paul) is only about 2.6 million. That’s not small town numbers, sure, but compared to NYC (20.1 million in the metropolitan area)? LA? (12.9 million “”)?

Minneapolis is being made an example of because they’re the most bitesized target, and if you’re doing a shock and awe campaign like this you need to not choke on national tv.

(And they’re still having to fight for it. Minneapolis isn’t taking this laying down, and more power to them for their courage.)

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bob-artist:

bob-artist:

Brotherhood of The Orb

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noodles-and-tea:

I like when Shane just 🧍‍♂️

abortionado:

abortionado:

Every time you try to talk to a man about misogyny he’s like “well what about the terrible things men do to each other because they hate women so much? Huh? What’s feminism going to do about that???”

In a post-Roe America you genuinely could not pay me to GAF that you all are making fun of each other for crying lmfao that is not my problem in the slightest

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panikkarscurls:

hudson saying closeted professional athletes have reached out to him and the cast and rachel reid about the show is so fucking heartbreaking. it’s amazing for like five seconds, and then it’s incredibly sad.

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xenobotanist:

herpsandbirds:

Greater Blue-eared Glossy-starling (Lamprotornis chalybaeus), family Sturnidae, Kruger National Park, South Africa

photograph by PanWoyteczek

Truly a superb starling

(but not a Superb Starling, because that’s a different species)

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yellow-cat:

werewolf-girlfriend:

yellow-cat:

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

(via zontik)

catsanctuary:

“are u okay?” no i need more money

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behindnightmaresanddreams:

nyxwoven:

gigglepuffpixie:

geyfrog:

geyfrog:

The first rule of cable management is “out of sight, out of mind”

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it’s not good art.

S'ghetti Closet

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sandersstudies:

saiyanqueenreads:

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naamahdarling:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

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borgesperovago:

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sandersstudies:

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

Oh cmon, “he hurt me a lot cause i couldn’t let go” absolutely has double interpretation.

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

This website is free

We pay in other ways.

The Lord is testing me yet again

REDEMPTION! REDEMPTION!

They have learned nothing (affectionate!)

Hoping you have no new scratches or bites that need medical attention. Also, wishing the new little kitten the best.

“They have learned nothing (affectionate!)” is going to become my new catchphrase.

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readableporn:

hatingongodot:

weenie-kun:

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

I reblog this Everytime I see it because it just fills me with so many emotions

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akindplace:

the older I get the more I realize that life as a human being is often spent trying to make rational sense of things, only to realize some of them have no apparent explanation and ultimately you notice that the more you try to understand them the more frustrated you become

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en-tailsgaythings:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

in case you’re wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it’s this one from 2008.

y'all need to watch this this pride month

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clehame:

whoacanada:

Fun Fact: Bad Bob Zimmermann is the only man in the NHL to have ever taken off his skate mid-game to try and stab another player with it.

(This particular record, set in 1983, remains unbroken.)

Fun fact: Alicia Zimmerman is the only spouse of a professional hockey player to have screamed at their husband from the sidelines to stab another player with his skate

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