mabwee:

My partner as everyone gets yeeted from co-op: “Awww”

Meanwhile, me on my screen: “uHM excuse me?”

catasters:

zakifairer:

Garleans think they’re so cool but they’ve got names like Penis las Vegas

sophsun1:

FRIENDS – 7.02: The One With Rachel’s Book

threedollarsdotcom:

stares at you (lovingly) from 2 thaousand miles away

effemira:

public/private life

mabwee:

This is a little over the top…

dabblingindissent:

zenwannabe:

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

havanillas:

A lot of people wanted the cat cake to take a bath

corpse-toy:

well, the unfortunate truth of the matter is described thusly: i don’t wannaaaaaaa

mabwee:

Yingtai: Guess how many fingers I’m holding up!

Shanbo: …all of them.

Yingtai: Hey, no using wind sense, that’s cheating!

mabwee:

*~Let’s sit on the rooftops of Kaifeng~*

catasters:

chaimrretto:

I’m not a fortune teller
But when I look into your eyes
I see forever with you

mabwee:

Young wanderer climbs tree to save cat only to find it was just a trap

(the cat wanted to hang out)