FormlessChromatic (Posts tagged tf)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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"Well," says Violet, "it's not— I mean, it's not that I'm greedy. It's just, why not? I mean, you have limitless power, it seems like you should make yourself an all-powerful goddess-queen. Unless you're a boy, in which case some slight modifications to the formula are acceptable."

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"But I don't WANT to be an all-powerful goddess-queen. I want to turn people into dinosaurs."

"If you were an all-powerful goddess-queen then you could do that."

"No, I only want to turn people into dinosaurs. I don't want any of the other powers or responsibilities that come with being an all-powerful goddess-queen. Just think about all the petitioners."

"You could turn all the petitioners into dinosaurs."

"I don't think that would make them leave me alone."

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