from my other journal

got inspiration... so i phoned james and got thesse:

ten: tangerine pie.

nine: saliva sprinkler!

eight: meet henry my sea serpent. he lives in my trouser.

seven: im a mary poppins motor bike! *makes broom noises to the chimeny song*

six: oh teh siiiiiiiiiigh

five: the one-legged space chickens are plotting our demise!

four: man ovaries!

three: i have decidd to sell my man ovaries.

two: a dolphin came through my window and exploded, and buggs buny was inside smoking pot, then someone shot him, and i was at buggs' funeral and i was laughing....

and number one is.....: take me you hairy man beast!

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so now you know what kind of a person james is.....