I LOVE YOU. <3

ADSGHASDGASDG BILLY MAYS, GOD TO US ALL.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

Ilu2bb.

I

NEVER

DO

IT

WRONG.

Never when it's BILLY MAYS HERE

He's a GOD to me 8D And a war-tactic!

THEN ADD SOME BILLY MAYS HERE PRODUCTS TO MAH LIST, YO!

Okay, I shall provide the patented one of my friendgroup.

*Gets a Jeep*
*Throws five to ten C4 High Explosives to the front*
*Hops in, floors it towards an enemy tank*
*Bails out and pulls out a detonator*

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM!

*Press detonator, Jeep and Tank explode in a massive fireball*

That was epic. xD

I'mma add it to the list kthx.

© SHUBALL.

ALWAYS © SHUBALL. 8D

AWWWW YEEEAAAH.

P.S. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS JOURNAL, AND BILLYMAYSHERE.

xDDD

http://instantbillymays.com/

That is epic. X3333

8DDD

AND I AM HERE TO BRING YOU THE JACK OFF ALL TRADES. IT DOES EVERYTHING YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.

IT'LL WALK YOUR DOG, KILL YOUR WIFE, EVEN SUCK YOU OFF!!!

BECAUSE I'M BILLY MAYS AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY ME TO DO THAT

ONLY 5 EASY PAYMENTS OF SUCKING MY COCK.

AND CLEANING UP AFTERWARDS

WITH THE SHAM-WOW! ONLY 2 EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99!

AND PART OF YOUR ETERNAL SOUL

I SHALL CONSUME IT, AND SEE YOU IN HELL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE FUCKING DEVIL.

LMAO XDD

Doing it wrong. :u

I was laughing to hard to focus, so thats what I typed XD

ARE YOU TIRED OF HAVING TOO MANY TACOS? GET MY TRADEMARKED TACO ANNIHILATOR AND SMASH THOSE TASTY THINGS INTO ATOMS!

ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR BOYFRIEND STEALING THEM? WITH THE NEW OXICLEAN; BOYFRIEND KILLER, YOU TOO, CAN BE SINGLE!

ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAYING SHE'S FAT? GET NEW ANOREXIA!

The primary theme of Hanfkopf’s model of neodialectic narrative is a self-supporting reality. It could be said that a number of appropriations concerning Sontagist camp may be found.

Sartre suggests the use of semiotic rationalism to challenge and analyse society. Therefore, the characteristic theme of the works of Gibson is not desublimation, as Sontag would have it, but neodesublimation.

The subject is contextualised into a Sontagist camp that includes reality as a totality. It could be said that the main theme of Abian’s analysis of the subcultural paradigm of discourse is a materialist reality.

Bataille promotes the use of neodialectic narrative to attack sexism. But social realism suggests that reality is created by the collective unconscious.

Plato suggests that your comment is not the real comment, but is rather a shadow of the Ideal comment which is the real comment.

Plato? MORE LIKE LAMEO. D:

... HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH TL;DR.

Kidding. xD

I thought I would express the softer side of BILLY MAYS HERE

BILLY MAYS HERE approves.

BILLY MAYS HERE ALSO DEMANDS VIRGINS.

FFFFFT.

Mah journal. 8C Get your own.

BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!

I'm RICK JAMES BITCH!!!

I CAN GET THOSE STAINS OUT OF THAT COUCH!!

FUCK YOUR COUCH DARKNESS!!

MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG.

WITH THE SLAP SHOT!

SLAP ALL YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAP SHOT!

AND WHEN THE HOOKER BEATS ME UP.. YOU CAN USE THE OXICLEAN TO CLEAN UP THE BLOOD THAT MY SHAMWOW DON'T GET....









RICK JAMES BITCH.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH RICK JAMES B GONE.

MICHAL IS HERE TOO!! HE SAYS SEND MORE KIDS

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH PEDOPHILES.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE.... I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER WHAT MY LINE WAS...... HERE BUY MY MOM!! SHE'LL CLEAN YOUR HOUSE FOR 19.99!!!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH YOUR DICK.

HI ITS VINCE WITH... HOLLY FUCK YOU HAVE MY DICK!!!

BILLY MAYS HERE FOUND A USE FOR THE SLAP CHOP.

A WILD VINCE COCK APPEARS.

BILLY MAYS uses SLAP SHOT

ITS INNEFFECTIVE.

VINCE USES HOOKER.

IT BACKFIRES.

VINCE USES SURPRISE BUTTSEX!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

BILLY MAYS HERE.. USE OXICLEAN TO PREVENT THAT NASTY STD!!

BILLY MAYS HERE FAILS, AND GETS IT ANYWAY.

Then Billy mays goes into a depressive stupor and does cocaine... Billy Mays is dead...

The world mourns Billy Mays Here until his commercials are played.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!! I'm STILL MAKE COMMERCIALS!!!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE BEING A ZOMBIE.

BILLY MAYS HERE!!! DIDN'T WE DO TIS YESTERDAY? ANYWAYS.... I'VE GOT THIS GREAT NEW PRODUCT CALLED PROTEIN SHAKES... JUST FIND THE NEAREST MALE, AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR MOUGHT, AND SUCK!!

OH GAWD THAT SOUNDS SO DELICIOUS.

*offers up and laughs* Na.. you know me hun. *winks*

Go to Youtube and check out Sessy Kitty Spams the Youtube Showroom or something similar, its a spoof of that CSI furry episode.

I remember that. xD That was so stupid.

You forgot the SHAM WOWHO!

The Sham Wow is up there!

Sham Wohoo is a youtube joke its not really I just wanted to be a smart ass.....

BIlly mays here with fuck it all.. got troubles? Just take one and fuck it all :D
he he he
(actually from robin williams comedy but fits here rather well :D)

I blame

Bahaha I wanted him the spread the word of BILLY MAYS HERE!

he he billy mays here with the jack in =3

HIIIIIII BILLY MAYS HERE, TO SHARE WITH YOU...

FURRIES.

...who?

Y'know, the guy who made all those commercials?

no...have I missed somthing?