presents The 3
THINGS SURVEY

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID
1. I play dress-up.
2. I spend $ on toys—
like Furby 2012 Edition!
3. I like stickers.

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD
1. I read USA Today, print.
2. I use a pill organizer.
3. I like Fireball Whiskey in
my coffee, coupled with a Camel
Crush BOLD cigarette.

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO
1. Bodybuilding for Women
2. Boulder Outdoor Survival School
3. Blackout Sclera Contact Lenses

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “BOY”
1. I like my hair short and clean cut.
2. I think scars are trophies.
3. I like to show off.

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “GIRL”
1. I like to put on makeup.
2. I go gaga for pearls.
3. I'm a big fan of unicorns.

THREE NEW THINGS I WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Rock Climbing @ LifeTime Fitness
2. Participate in MuckFest 2014
3. Adult Gymnastics Lessons

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MYSELF
1. I am resourceful, will improvise.
2. I'm hard to read, intimidating.
3. My sexy body is the perfect tool.

THREE THINGS I DISLIKE ABOUT MYSELF
1. I have a strong prescription drug dependence.
2. I am extremely paranoid that I will be taken away.
3. I am good at making friends, but not at keeping them.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. People with no boundaries
2. Purebred Horses
3. Vehicles

THREE OF MY EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Axe Dark Temptation + Jordache
Women's our version of Paris Hilton
Perfume by Paris Hilton
2. My Stetson eyeglasses frames
3. My fashionable CASIO Solar
Powered watch from American
Apparel

THREE CHARACTERISTICS I FIND ATTRACTIVE
1. Firm Grasp of Evolution
2. Independent
3. Confident

THREE THINGS I JUST CAN’T DO
1. Hit a baseball
2. Grow my hair out
3. Sleep without medication

THREE CAREERS I’M CONSIDERING
1. Butcher
2. Funeral Director
3. Cosmetic Plastic Surgeon