Chase ☆ (They/Them) 1996. Oglala Lakota/Irish. IndigeQueer..☆A big fan of a lot of things, including but not limited to sociology, Queer stuff, the environment, fanfiction and dogs. Love is the answer. Nature is everywhere. Land Back.
House: The patient has a head ache and a swollen testicle at the same time which would point to robofloxicity but she doesn’t have a toothache which rules out the obvious answer. We need to find out what can account for the lack of toothache in the patient before her balls swell up so large that they’ll be a featured balloon at the next Macy’s day parade.
Chase: it could be encephalitis
Foreman: she’s obviously on drugs
Cameron: it could still be rebofloxicity theres the possibility that a gormpinictal growth on the testicle has made it so she can’t feel her teeth.
House: wrong, did you all actually graduate from med school or are we going to have some confessions to make. No the obvious answer is that she bumped her head on a pole and is lying about it. Now why would someone bump into a pole and try to hide it? Well I’ll give you a hint and it starts with p and ends with empogison’s disease. Her brain rattled around in her skull a little too much after the bonk and damaged her memory. She’s not lying she forgot. Administer 500 mcs of wembinzin and start her on an himictalin. Schedule a O.R. for 4, we’re going to drill into her brain to see if the pempogison’s is being caused by an underlying clot.
Foreman: If it’s not pempogison’s the wimbinzin will make her heart explode.
House: And if it does we’ll know if I’m wrong or not
Willson: Cancel the surgery, we’ve got a problem, her liver just metastasized into her stomach. She’s going into full badrienal shock. Also I’m cheating on my wife again.
