OP: When you cut someone off in traffic, then meet a red light ahead.(cr 小姨本姨)
[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse
oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment
two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way
peg legs?
no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post
…eyepatches?
of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid
My knowledge was called upon
adding the important things to the kitchen whiteboard
50 cent is agressively sexist and homophobic, why was your mom using him as an example of a good man???
let’s all cancel my 56 year old mother
today's drawing
"why do girls always go to the bathroom in groups" oh my god how many times must we go through this. for the last fucking time: only groups of no less than three and no more than five may enter; all those who enter must leave, and all those who enter must contribute. the door remains opens for nine seconds,
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1. i know phan is not real.
2. sorry its late but it’s still christmas in some parts of the world.
3. i literally hate xmas sweaters right now.
4. and well i hope some of you guys like it…
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god damn this is a QUILT (‘late day shadows’ by nancy messier)
THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?
Zoom IN!!
my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open
Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?
