dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”

tiktok users will call themselves a crazy freak for being into conventionally attractive men with a couple of scars whereas tumblr users will straightfaced come up to you and be like ‘aha yeah im pretty vanilla i only want to fuck the Normal Amount of computer components :)’

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

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Do you think there's already teens walking around with "dad left to catch a pokemon and never came back" abandonment trauma?

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

"Why would this character be jealous of their friend's romantic relationships? Clearly they're in love with them" I don't know if you guys have ever Had Friends but it's actually pretty common for people to feel jealous if their best friend suddenly has less time for them and is prioritising someone they just met over them. That's not inherently romantic, that's the general human desire to be valued by the people you value.

re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

Jason the type of guy to get so mad at how slowly the streets are getting plowed that he steals a snowplow and starts doing it himself. There’s tiktoks of it. “The gotham municipality department so bad at plowing snow the fucking red hood is doing it 😭😭💀💀💀💀” (video of red hood blowing down the street in a ford f350 w a plow on it that says GOTHAM MUNICIPAL DEPARTMENT on the doors). Viral video of him waiting at a red light like a good boy & some civilian takes it upon themself to do an impromptu interview aka knocks on his window & asks why hes plowing the snow & he’s so mad that he takes off his helmet (got a mask underneath) and leans his whole torso out the window to gesticulate about it as he hollers. Hes so mad his accent makes him very nearly unintelligible

i think about the bats being on gotham socials all the time. dick and jason are so glad that they were robin before the time that everyone had a high quality camera with internet access in their pockets bc there would be so many embarrassing videos out there of them. have you ever gone running with a 6'3 man when you're only 4'9? It's extremely undignified. you are not keeping up. see you at the arrest batman dont mind me i'll be taking 5 steps for every one of yours.

there's a video somewhere (twitter? youtube) that Jason loves dearly that's of nightwing booking it after some goon with Batman pelting behind them and then robin (tim) bringing up the rear pretty far back. and the videographer is hollering at him "MAN YOU NEED A 5 HOUR ENERGY! PICK UP THE PACE HUP HUP HUP HE'S GETTING AWAY HUP HUP HUP GET THOSE KNEES UP MAN!!!" and then as robin keeps lagging behind (because he is 5'1, and simply does not have the legspan to keep up) the videographer goes "AW DUDE IT'S ALRIGHT... YOU AINT NEVER GONNA CATCH THEM JUST GO SIDDOWN... GO GET A BATBURGER MAN..." and then they start to lower their camera and they say quietly "man it's making me sad just lookin at him" and the video ends. jason searches it up at least once a month and laughs until he cries.

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done