geeks will ctrl+s the world There's no place like 127.0.0.1 sometimes, i just need a <br>

geeksay is a website and CLI to find geeky, cheesy phrases to send to your Loved Ones (or teammates 😉).

You know how sometimes you find these really geeky quotes and wish the world had more of them? geeksay fixes that. Try it out at http://geeksay.xyz

🤓 Featured on npm weekly 🤓

We’re participating again — and this year we’re inviting extraordinary contributions, not just typo fixes!

👉 Check out the umbrella issue: #Hacktoberfest 2025 — Pick a Track

• Browser Extension (Chrome/Firefox/Edge)
• Playground UI + Share Cards
• Quote/Translation Submission System
• Quiz / Games
• Accessibility + i18n
• TypeScript Core + Tests
• Geek Ipsum Generator

• One substantive PR per contributor per day.
• Group related changes together.
• Include tests where relevant.
• For UI work: screenshots/screen recordings required.
• Run npm run lint before pushing.

npm install -g geeksay

const geeksay = require('geeksay');
console.log(geeksay(`go hard or go home`));
// go hard || go 127.0.0.1
console.log(geeksay(`please make me a sandwich`));
// sudo make me a sandwich

# install locally or globally
npm install geeksay

geeksay copy that
# ctrl+c that

geeksay to be or not to be, that is the question
# to be || ! to be, that is the question

Note: Do not put quotes around the phrase, even if it contains spaces!

npx geeksay i was 5 and he was 6
# i was 101 && he was 110

npx geeksay sometimes i just need a break
# sometimes i just need a <br>

npm test

We ❤️ contributions! See the Hacktoberfest 2025 Umbrella Issue to claim a track. For general guidelines, read CONTRIBUTING.md.