oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org’s downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!
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As a Dungeon Master I nearly scrolled past this before my brain kicked my own ass and reminded me that I have tried looking up ‘Blue Gemstones’ at LEAST a dozen times in the last six months and never found anything this helpful.
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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works
it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about
guys i installed a program to show me exactly where the data is hidden and i think i found it and youre never gonna believe it
todd howard im fucking coming for you
“thank you random microsoft customer support agent” we all say in unison
Here’s your friendly neighborhood trans girl programer to tell you WinDirStat is a free open source alternative and you don’t have to sign in to the annoying microsoft app store!
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How to Make Your Own Binder that Fits Well and Looks Good
A while back I was in need of some new binders and thought hey, I bet I can make one way cheaper than buying it from somewhere (especially cus some of the ones I’ve bought in the past didn’t really fit right). Except when I started looking for a binder patterns online, I was very surprised that I really… couldn’t find many that looked very nice lol. Most of them had really wrinkled necklines, or didn’t bind well, or just overall looked weird. A lot of the patterns also required a serger, which I don’t have.
So I just said fuck it and made my own pattern! And it ended up being relatively easy! And the binders fit REALLY WELL and are comfortable to wear, even for long periods. The neckline doesn’t show under shirts with loose collars, and the bottom hem doesn’t gap or stick out. Here’s me wearing one:
(plus I was able to make myself 5 of them for a total of like ~$50.)
So I figured I could throw together a guide to help out anyone else who wanted to make their own binder but was dissatisfied with the patterns available!
Disclaimer: This tutorial is going to assume a baseline level of sewing experience, and also will require access to a sewing machine. It is not a complicated pattern, but it will most likely require some tweaking and adjustments after you make the first one. Don’t be afraid to make alterations to make it fit better!
This tutorial is for a gc2b-style half-tank binder. It could be altered to be a full-tank binder, but all instructions will be for the half-tank design.
So I am currently working on using your guide to sew a few binders for myself! Right now I am still in the prototype phase with the pattern, making sure everything fits and sits right. It is going well so far! I definitely am having less problems sewing with stretch fabric, I usually do but I think this fabric I got was higher quality than stuff I have used previously.
Once I finish prototyping and have everything solid, I am planning on posting a bunch of pictures!
Finished prototyping and my first one that day actually, but I had a lot going on and didn’t have time to post! It’s a little big and the curve on the arm hole needs some adjusting, but I’m very happy with it!
I’m working on making a second white one today, and then I’m going to make one in black with space fabric on the inside and one in blue with space fabric on the inside!
Binder #2! I decided to do another in the white since I’m still tweaking the pattern a bit. This one went much smoother and quicker! I do want to note that for me, the interfacing is refusing to stick to my stretchy fabric, which hasn’t been a big deal, I have just used the webbing and it’s been plenty.
I also decided to use some different stitches this time. I used one of my favorite decorative ones on the bottom hem
And just a standard stitch on the top
I still used the zigzag stitch on the inside for connecting the straps and sides, as I think it’s better structurally, but I had fun with the outside since it’s mostly held together by the wonderweb anyways!
WOAH it looks so good!! The decorative hem stitch is so nice 👀
The straight stitches along the neckline and arm holes may end up popping/breaking if the fabric there is stretched much - I did the same thing with one of my early test-runs and found that it just doesn’t have the stretchability of the zig-zag stitch, but I’m interested to see if it holds up with the addition of Wonder-Web/interfacing!!
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
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Hey kid you want a job?
Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you’re gonna search for a role that’s in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn’t seem like a bad time.
See that easy apply button? Don’t hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you’re gonna want to go to the company’s website and check their careers page.
Oh? That job doesn’t exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.
Great you found another job, you’re on the company’s career page and the job exists!! So you’re going to need to make an account on the career page website. They’re using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job’s workday page.
Now you’re going to upload your resume. That’ll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.
Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn’t even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You’ll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section
(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don’t sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!
Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.
Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You’ll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn’t have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(
Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!
Listen to me
Listen very closely
The above is exactly why half of my friends come to me, and cry they’re suffering, and I get to bestow my job hunting knowledge on them. I love this shit, it’s a game.
For credentials my fastest job hunting time has been 1 week. I searched for 1 week, got an interview, and was hired within a week. My slowest was 1 month, while out of work, while telling ALL my interviewers that I quit my work without notice (I was testing my interviewers to see how shocked they’d get when I’d tell them why, anyone who wasn’t shocked I would tell them at the end that I will keep them in mind (not)). My entire average is 2-3 weeks.
Firstly, what you’re gunna do is pick a job sector. You’re gunna pick a few of these by the end, but for now pick one. Maybe you wanna do bookkeeping, maybe you wanna do something in doggy daycare. Maybe you’re a sous chef. Idk! Figure out what abouts you want first. Do not apply to anything yet. You’re gunna look at the job description, I’ve picked out a few for bookkeepers below.
Now what you’re gunna do is you’re gunna look for “buzz words”, or rather words that are gunna appear commonly and indicate the tone for that job. I’ve highlighted some, but not all in my examples below
Just look
at that snoutat how similar those descriptions are!Now that you’ve got your buzzwords, you’re gunna slap those babies into your resume! You see, since your resume is usually read by a computer first, you’re gunna trick the computer into giving it to a person. Really what the computer is scanning for is how similar your resume is to the job description. Remember your bullet points, and to keep it short, try to only have 3 to 5 bullet points per job:
- Processed over 500 invoices a day in an efficient and accurate manner
- Curated reports for management review by utilizing available data
- Monitored and recorded over 100 submissions each day increasing accuracy by 50%
These are some great, made up examples I pulled from those buzz words. You might notice I added some numbers into there. That’s something you’ll wanna try and note for yourself, how much of something you can do, how accurate, how much efficiency you increased, these look GREAT when your resume gets past the computer and is moved in front of a real person.
Now you have your sector-based resume with lots of buzzwords. This is great! Now for the easy part. You’re gunna channel your inner “IDGAF” And you’re gunna send that to every listing you like on indeed. Filter for “Apply on Indeed” and spam that shit. Sometimes you gotta answer a few extra questions, but if they give me more than 5 quick questions I trash the submission and move on.
Don’t waste your time jumping through hoops, streamline it for yourself and use the same methods companies are using. Push MASSIVE amounts of average quality resumes out. The more opportunities taken = the greater the chance of success. For every opportunity taken you’ve now pitched a chance of success, for every resume you cannot submit because you’re piddling around on their stupid website or answering 50 interview questions online, you send out a 0% chance of success.
So go, try this, and see how it works for you.
Some additional things to consider:
- Add random shit in your resume, I added my “Board Game Club” (BDSM group) into my resume for hobbies and discussed how I got my start using sparklines there
- Never underestimate the flair of a little Clipart fleur-de-lis or something on your resume. Never put colored Clipart, but a little floral or swirl design located somewhere nice makes it stand out
- if you don’t have a degree that doesn’t mean they won’t pick you, twice now I’ve come to a job without a bachelors and being honest that I was only getting an associates before I think of my next steps
- Embellish, do not lie. Jargoning your job description to make it sound cool and professional is GREAT. Do not give me a resume saying you can use CNC machinery when you’ve only used a 3D printer. Just tell me you know how to program and manage a 3d printer and want to learn CNC machinery.
- Keep. Your. Resume. To. Two. Or. Less. Pages. You don’t need EVERY job, only the relevant ones, if your interviewer asks about the gap, tell them what job you had during that time (or if you wanna lie say you were taking college courses and were on a break, you dont need a degree to say you took courses) and that you only wanted to showcase the most relevant ones
- I’m serious on that last one I’ll eat your fucking resume
I cannot believe there’s absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
Exactly! It’s freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.
Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?
i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they’re all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we’ve truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.
i know, it’s so annoying for everything to be paid nowadays, especially movies and tv shows. it would be perfect if i could watch them without getting infected by some virus or some shit. i’m fine with ads, they gotta run themselves somehow, but i want to watch stuff and .live! if they have to use different domains i’m okay with that too, because free media is .top dog either way.
for mobile users, it especially sucks, because you can’t just use websites and you have to not only pay, but you have to download a billion apps just to find what the thing you wanna watch is on. it doesn’t help that the streaming services take up...so much space. so much.
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i dont consider myself a ‘fashion guru’ by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo’ vs 'boot cut’ or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top’ is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top’ is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back
additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you
useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)
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hey here’s a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you’re probably lookin to download stuff off of.
for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i’m happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their “about” section, but here’s the basic important stuff:
Hey this let me download the videos of my band from a skate shop’s instagram that I’ve been trying to get for like six years.
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Going to put all this in its own post too by popular request: here’s how you make your own website with no understanding of HTML code at all, no software, no backend, absolutely nothing but a text file and image files!
First get website server space of your own, like at NEOCITIES. The free version has enough room to host a whole fan page, your art, a simple comic series, whatever!
The link I’ve provided goes to a silly comic that will tell you how to save the page as an html file and make it into a page for your own site. The bare minimum of all you need to do with it is JUST THIS:Change the titles, text, and image url’s to whatever you want them to be, upload your image files and the html file together to your free website (or the same subfolder in that website), and now you have a webpage with those pictures on it. That’s it!!!!!
…..But if you want to change some more super basic things about it, here’s additional tips from the same terrible little guy:
hey here’s a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you’re probably lookin to download stuff off of.
for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i’m happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their “about” section, but here’s the basic important stuff:
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DO NOT DO THIS!!!
If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don’t do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!
Also do NOT append “12ft.io/” before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !
Honestly it’s kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn’t be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿♂️ ❌️
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Anonymous asked:
As an English teacher, can you give a brief explanation of what the hell semi colons are???? I've never seen them in the wild I swear. (The comic is amazing btw and I LOVE your art style)
ask-whitepearl-and-steven Answer:
The weirder thing is - they are neither commas nor colons.
Semicolons link two full sentences - or two clauses which COULD be full sentences, but for whatever reason decided to get married.
You should be using a semicolon in places where you COULD end a sentence with a period, but you don’t want to. You want two sentences together - because they’re continuing the idea, or expanding on something.
They’re also used for some forms of lists, but I’m assuming that’s not really what you were asking about.
When NOT to use a semicolon - when you have an incomplete clause (one or two of them).
Hope that helps! :)