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gammadoppler:

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

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c3meterycat:

all ur gross n unethical fantasies are safe with me

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louisegluckpdf:

hate when people are like “trust your gut! listen to your intuition!” like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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clownboybebop:

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

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c-kiddo:

every ICE agent could die right now and they’d all deserve it

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