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happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate
absolutely could not live with myself if i did not share this with all of you:
The chewerrrrrrs
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"You're a fictional porn consumer"
I can assure this pearl clutching cunt, I am a consumer of every kind of pornography I can get my sticky fingers on
And proud of it ;D
I don’t often like to play the Authority Logical Fallacy, because it’s a logical fallacy, but the opening premise of “I am an English literature major and…” is such a weak and basic authority. Woman: so is everyone. (I’ve got a minor degree in it myself.)
You can just buy that like a tumblr checkmark. Even the bottom of the English literature class is still an English major. And that’s the most babyish degree there is. An undergraduate degree. On the entire internet. Where heads of prestigious departments are going to be right there, willing to stick forks into you.
I know none of you would do this but don’t do this!!
I read “I’m an English major” and thought something like: cool, so you admit to still being a student? admit to still learning and not yet mastering the subject? admit you have no real authority? glad we cleared that up. sit down.
I just! Want! To give other people! My blorbos!!!!
Listen! Listen!!!
You want someone who feels trapped by the horrors that went into making xyr? Who wants nothing more than to be a loving sibling and child but who fears there's something deeply monstrous and broken in xyr, because of what xe had to do to protect someone xe loved? Who is hiding in plain sight, wearing novelty tshirts and neons and trying not to feel like xe needs to slouch just because xe's so big xe scares people? I have Yael!
You want someone who got so desperate not to be abandoned that they crashed through international laws of medical ethics, survived, and now has to actually live with the consequences of that? Who has lived most of his life expecting the death of family members, only to find them leaving instead? Who still loved because he just doesn't know how to stop? Issac is right there!
You want someone who has been knocked down by systems around her over and over, who always gets back up, who does the right thing, who keeps trusting and helping people, and who is afraid to acknowledge just how angry and scared it has really made her? Who wants to be soft and romantic and is so so relived to find someone who wants that for her, to? Opal! I have Opal!
You want the one who knows she can't keep up- who has never been strong enough or anything enough to keep up with the titans all around her, but who simply doesn't know how to let go? Who doesn't know how to accept her limitations because more than death she is terrified of guilt? She is terrified of being with herself -of how she will feel about herself if she doesn't throw herself at every problem? I've got Jamie!
They have two novels and a novella, and one of the novels and the novella are free!










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