so im gonna try opening commissions again ! these are open for the foreseeable future, i do 2d + 3d art and would love to draw your guys, any fandom, any character, though bonus points if you’re requesting something from gravity falls, invader zim, halloween horror nights (HHN), or anything magical girl-related or barbie movie-related
if by chance somehow you are interested, pricing is available on my carrd, shoot me a message and ill get back to you asap!!
enough of your middle aged man blorbos whos your specialest middle aged woman. if anyone tags a woman under the age of 40 on this post ill kill you in real life
the nearest depiction of an animal or other sentient fantasy creature to you at this moment comes to life right where it is (i.e. cat photograph, shark plushie, dragon painting, etc)
what happens to you
i am so dead
i need to go to the hospital
maybe a few things to be looked at but i’m fine in the end
i’m totally fine
i’m totally fine and i’m happy
my situation is really really really specific lemme tell you about it
n/a
See Resultsassume it doesn’t know you (unless it’s actually a specific animal you’ve met) and that it’s normal for its species and would do whatever was natural for it. including being too giant for and destroying the room it’s in. as well as dying immediately if its environment can’t support its life
ok
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
I actually was looking for "sheets.google.com", but nice try.
what it's like every time I open procreate
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okay tumblrinas, tell me what you got on this mock rice purity test for performative males
I am so fascinated by what The Kids have dubbed "performative" these days. "do you wear jewelry?" well yes because I am human and like shiny things as all humans have done for the last 100,000 years.
me being performative by taking spanish 1 in high school in order to graduate because a language credit is required
