may have been done before but i can't stop thinking about the idea of merlin (when trapped in a tree by nimue) being discovered only because a knight decides to take a piss against that tree and merlin takes offence
I’ve gotten to the point in my life where my parents are asking me to plan their wedding anniversary.
people that know merlin’s the good guy but haven’t seen the show must be like what the heck
when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready






