(^o^)／howdy there!

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

it's the look of betrayal on both the father's and the baby's faces that sell it.

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

it works there

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[Sillyly] I just like to be silly (silly) <- this girlie silly

[Sillyly] I just

like to be silly (silly)

<- this girlie silly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

i dont let them research me

this is an amusing map tbh, showing the degree of mismatch between clock time and solar time, with blue areas having an early noon, red areas having a late noon, and white areas being synchronized

If you are a morning person you should be in a blue area and if you are a night owl move to a red one.

off i go to the fucking mountains of western china