Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect
if castiel were a vegetable 🥕
Okay
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
tumblr ads have finally dialed into what the average tumblr user cares about
"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response
Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it
Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1
Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的
i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!
a very very funny picture to not load
horny but in the sense that I want to be held really tightly and to be told things are going to be okay.