*MENTAL BREAKDANCING*
my body is not a temple, it's the saw bathroom.

horny but in the sense that I want to be held really tightly and to be told things are going to be okay.

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

Okay

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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tumblr ads have finally dialed into what the average tumblr user cares about

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

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