peachdoxie:

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

twinkhole-destroyer:

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

austenwazright:

“One always falls back on one’s strongest talents in time of distress. So I lied.” This man is a comedian

medievaljournalist:

i havent been poisoned since last year haha

fadedlovemp3:

www.destroyedandbetrayedyourselffornothing.com/careers

angelnumber27:

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

menheramellow:

wcfieldsimpersonator:

omggg he cant get an erection 😍😍😍😍 yesssss

ectorotica:

grumfy:

fuckkk dude just PLEASEEEE let me look back in anger. PLEASEEE come on man come on just once okay just let me look back in anger once…