people thinking that calling women that don’t want to have kids selfish is this great comeback are so stupid like ok queen let me be selfish then. i’ll enjoy my days AND my nights in peace <3

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?

mutuals what perfume or cologne do you use? 👀

ⓘ Tip
If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

might be an unpopular opinion these days, but i absolutely believe that the cringiest unmodded pictures taken on console with characters resembling a very awkward attempt at kissing or hugging are still better than anything ai generated. stick figures kissing is better than any ai generated picture. you all were absolutely fine before gen ai was a thing. you will be fine without it.

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time