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Kia ora, ko Rowan ahau! Hi, I’m Rowan! 30s, he/they pronouns, Pākehā kiwi, basically a goofy guy.

I saw MCR in Tāmaki Makaurau in 2023 and it was the best night of my fucking life click thru if you wanna see my footage IN THE FACE OF EXTERMINATION SAY FUCK YOU!!!!!

Stuff I make!

[Fic Tag] / [Ao3]
[Art Tag]
[Gif Tag]

Blog Contents!

Uuuuh I dunno!!!!! I tend to bounce around fandoms a lot because I love New Toys but stuff you’ll probably see a fair bit includes

[My Chemical Romance]
[Homestuck]
[Disco Elysium]
[Red Dwarf]
[Dragon Age]
[The Magnus Archives] / [Rusty Quill Gaming]
[Dropout]

I also have tags for

[About Me]
[Fav]
[Smile Tag]
[Goth Tag]
[Kiwiblogging]
[Danceblogging]

And probably other stuff I don’t remember right now!

Elsewhere

I’m not on a ton of other social media etc. but you can catch me at

[Last.FM]
[Ko-Fi]
And mutuals are free to ask for my Discord or Instagram!

Other

Uhhh idk welcum 2 my twisted mind i guess! As mentioned previously I am basically just a goofy guy and I love makin friends so feel free to drop me a line whenever!

Fic/Art requests are open, though no guarantees on either front I will happily take prompts and see what happens in my brain!!!!!

kjscottwrites:

ntrider:

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

gotta-get-that-pma:

seaglassandeelgrass:

ALT

Today’s xkcd is going to be another hit with the boat crowd. [x]

As a former Boat Autistic I was just skimming over this and got all the way to “Bunkbed Rig” before I realized

rollercoasterwords:

i’m not kidding we need to stop conceding the point that it’s weird in the first place for women to be into gay romance/porn/etc. it’s driving me up the wall that every attempt i see at thoughtful/nuanced Social Commentary on the matter begins with “lots of people don’t understand why women would be into this, BUT here’s a list of Special Reasons that this appeals to the Feminine Gaze” as if this is not just reinforcing the premise that there is some fundamental & universal split between how men & women experience desire. imagine how much more productive our conversations could be if we instead started with “lots of people don’t understand why women would be into this. why? what assumptions are those people making to begin with about women?”

vonkarmic:

freakoutgirl:

if you were following someone and realized they were your coworker, how would you respond?

unfollow and try to forget about it without mentioning it

unfollow but tell them about finding it

keep following and try to compartmentalize the two (and not bring it up)

keep following and try to become their friend

keep following them and try to torment them using info you’ve gathered

keep following them but telling them you found it

send them anon messages with weirdly personal information

other?

obviously it would depend on the coworker but let’s assume it’s someone you had total neutral feelings about irl

edit: if you’re blocking vote the first one

bunjywunjy:

olderboy-aesthethic:

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25

fluentisonus:

me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.

seizuredaughter:

if you follow me you DO have a chance to fuck me NEVER give up

knight–error:

odd-maid3n:

kittycats….

lhavdil:

how many tumblr mutuals have you met irl*

0

1

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8

9

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11+

*not counting people you knew irl first. use your discretion for other edge cases

eroscestlavie:

eroscestlavie:

whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”

Me drunk as fuck & easily physically distracted knowing logically I have to piss sitting on a bar toilet mad as hell like IF I DON’T PISS RIGHT NOW JOHN UPDIKE WILL HAVE BEEN RIGHT

dingoskidneys:

Mutual to mutual communication