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Land Of Blackbirds And Disorder

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Everyone knows about Chekov's Gun, but let me tell you about Hussie's Gun

Hussie's Gun is sitting on the mantle in act 1. In act 2, people keep commenting on the gun, but nothing happens. In Act 3 Act 1, someone puts flowers in the gun barrel. In Act 3 Act 2, the gun is randomly replaced by a Big Mouth Billy Bass. In Act 3 Act 3, they find the gun again. In Act 4 Act 1, they realize the gun was never loaded. In Act 4 Act 2, they fire the gun anyway, and the flowers still lodged in the barrel kill a villain who just happens to be allergic to flowers. In Act 4 Act 3, they lose the killer flower gun through a time portal. In act 4 Act 4 Act 1, they realize they need it again, so they steal it from the past and replace it with a big mouth billy bass...

In Act 6, they turn on the big mouth billy bass, and it starts firing the missing bullets everywhere.

Homestuck is perpetually one or two cuils weirder than you ever expect it to be.

#homestuck#lmao . yep
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Choke Down The War With No Meaning - Chapter 1 - hauntedChronicler - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
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Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationship: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gladiators, Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions, Slavery, Trans Dave Strider, Trans Male Character, Panquadromantic Karkat Vantas, Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck), Cunnilingus, like a lot of it karkat is living his best vagitarian life, Vaginal Sex, Xenophilia, karkat is also living his best alienfucker life, Pillow Princess Dave Strider, (mostly), Service Top Karkat Vantas, Pleasure Dom Karkat Vantas, bigkat, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Words: 8,072 Chapters: 1/?

Realistically, the Imperial Gladiatorial League was the only place you ever stood a chance of surviving. A mutant threshcutioner?  What a fucking joke.  You'd have been culled the second they got a look at you. It was a sheer fucking stroke of luck that you had much smarter highblood friends who had been rejected from their planned careers and threatened with culling before you.  You have no idea how the fuck Vriska pulled it off - frankly, the sentence "Vriska pulled it off" is enough for you in most circumstances - but you were able to not only flee Alternia alongside most of your friends without getting culled for your mutant blood but land yourself in a career where the spectacle of being off the hemospectrum makes you a unique commodity.  These days everyone wants to come see The Hotblood fight, in the hopes of catching sight of a flash of crimson for themselves.
#homestuck#homestuck fic#homestuck fanfic#davekat#davekat fic#davekat fanfic#dave strider#karkat vantas#my fic#arena au#yes that is an 8k word chapter i was Hav ing Fun#literally you cant be mean to me on my self indulgent fic's first post its a crime#anyway thsi whole fic is a bit of a hot mess but who Care#is the worldbuilding consistent probably not did i black out and write like 3k words of karkat eating pussy yes#what else do you want from me
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I Need Company, I Need Human Heat - Chapter 6 - hauntedChronicler - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
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Rating: Explicit Archive Warnings: Major Character Death, Underage Sex Relationship: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas Additional Tags: Internalized Homophobia, Past Child Abuse, Angst, GAME OVER Timeline (Homestuck), Pre-Retcon Timeline (Homestuck), Meteorstuck, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Underage Drinking, First Time, Dry Humping, Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck) Words: 13,802 Chapters: 6/6 COMPLETE

When you were younger, you kinda thought dying would be peaceful. With so much violence and vigilance baked into every moment of your life it seemed strangely comforting, the idea that one day it'd all be over, you could just sink into oblivion and rest. You never thought you wouldn't want to die, on some level.  But as you're skewered from both sides by hellhounds, your last thought is that you never fucking told him. You close your eyes as you're toppling onto Jade's unconscious form, and you open your eyes in a pile.

decided to post the last chapter of company/human heat early bc i can >:3 meri kirihimete, have some sad boys!

#davekat#davekat fic#davekat fanfic#homestuck#homestuck fic#homestuck fanfic#dave strider#karkat vantas#dirk strider#my fic#i am Pleased with this ending yayyy i hope other people like it 2#shout out to everyone out here readin yaoi on christmas#i genuinely did not know whether to just tag this fic as angst or angst with a happy ending bc like#man this is not a sad ending but uh#i guess its a peaceful one i hope?#rip 2 these kings sry bout your timeline

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