Yo mama so broke her paycheck just says "Sorry"
yo mama so tall she climbed the entire state building in one minute
Another wonderful secret
Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…
$40 for Krillin Dying is honestly a fucking steal
bring me the fatinum chip
medieval heart-shaped prayer book in a medieval painting and in real life
*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?
yeah sure go ahead
*connect my mp3 player*
*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*
i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me
Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me
