selfies!!

fandomsandhappiness:

starting a collection

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pocketss:

ouuh brother

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thatdisasterauthor:

his-dark-memerials-deactivated2:

He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

I don’t go here but I feel like “It’s a metaphor. Don’t force it to do the work of a fact.” is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

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wordfather:

collecting these

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lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

It feels almost unbelievable that there’s an Olympics this year. Not just this year but next month. Like can you please come back another time thanks

At least they’re in Italy though

anxeious:

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trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter:

a-swarm-of-crabs:

gingergiggles:

sephet:

smaug-official:

trans-mouse:

celticpyro:

arctic-hands:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

🎶Province with a rat quell! Rodent power!🎵

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eroscestlavie:

eroscestlavie:

whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”

Me drunk as fuck & easily physically distracted knowing logically I have to piss sitting on a bar toilet mad as hell like IF I DON’T PISS RIGHT NOW JOHN UPDIKE WILL HAVE BEEN RIGHT

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oracleofselfies:

k-simplex-deactivated20241001:

ceausescue:

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying “my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]” or “my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]”

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker “My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic”

This post has found its target market

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