Leopard seals look so stupid from the front angle

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

this one's from last year but I just started my rotk reread and this scene makes me giggle every time

ALT

I had the amusing (to me) thought that Hua Cheng taught himself to carve by making 1000 statues of Xie Lian… and then lost his depth perception by removing his eye.

(I was immediately informed that he lost his eye before starting on the statues but by that point I’d already drawn this with my finger on my phone)

1. the yunmengjiang tourism department notices that, due to scary rumors about sect leader jiang, tourists aren't coming to yunmeng.
2. the yunmengjiang tourism agency decides to tackle this problem - by designing a marketable mascot character.
3. to resolve the problem at its root, the character is themed after the the primary factor keeping tourists away.
4. and thus:

5. no, they did not get sect leader jiang's approval first.

Finn’s sexual awakening took place while he lived a crowded barracks amidst like a hundred other people, and Rey’s sexual awakening took place while she lived in an abandoned AT-AT miles away from anyone else, so Finn’s approach to masturbation is like “be still, be quiet, pretend you are still asleep and nothing is happening under this blanket, what could possibly be happening under this blanket? nothing because I’m asleep,” and Rey’s is like “time for screaming, it is scream time” 

Which means they first time they combine their mutual sexual experience, it just stops halfway through so they can both be like, “UMMM SO I’M HAVING A GREAT TIME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING”

#rey: ‘are you…..enjoying this?’ #finn: ‘this is literally the greatest moment of my life’ #rey: ‘then why are you being so silent?’ #finn: ‘the real question is WHY ARE YOU YELLING THERE’S SO MUCH YELLING’ #and poe from the next room over is like ‘finn has a point there sure is a lot of yelling happening at two in the morning’

oops my hand slipped

(tumblr is butchering the image quality on inline pics for me, pls view on my tumblr for non-pixel death)

Quality is shit, bear with it

@disaster-fruit I promised, I did

and you're telling me the popular ship in the fandom is gideon/harrow and not gideon/dulcinea. that's what i'm given to understand. no one else is melting at gideon saying very genuinely "i don't want you to die". no one else is really really smitten with dulcinea and practically swoons when she talks

oh this bodes well

Oh.

Oh Buddha, we're really in it now

there's an axolotl on the buddha

they look like they both feel pretty good ah

if you ask an axolotl

if they'll be back tomorrow

it probably depends on if they escaped the cycles of samsara and achieved nirvana or not