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films aren't in the cinema long enough any more

Tried to see Frankenstein last year and it wasn’t available anywhere despite it being released two weeks prior.

When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while

Originally posted by peridammit

no one:

someone who got a C+ in their sophomore history class: They never taught us any of this in school.

This is a visualization of a Japanese proverb, which means to experience a stroke of luck!

Because a duck coming to you with onions tied to its back is like a soup ready to be made delivering itself to you! What luck! A duck comes bearing onions!

That proverb is also where Farfetch'd comes from.

Pokemon Heritage Post

And he feels like home.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.

Same for kink regardless of if there was sex involved tbh. Basically the only times I get to talk about things like “harmonica impact play” or “falling down a mountain during a sub hunt”, etc. is on the internet, in kink clubs, or with other trans girls regardless of how objectively hilarious any individual event was.

was literally having this conversation yesterday about how socially acceptable topics are always just the most inane and boring shit, like one of the guys in the group is in the process of building a padded cell for asylum play and management have decreed that he's not allowed to talk about this thing that brings him joy because it's taboo; it's tragic, and it minimises us as people

We used to be less prude about this on Tumblr and I really think we should reclaim the ground, here.

Someone start a funny sex story post and link me.

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

Pls let me share this beautiful tag with the masses milord

Random comment I’ve never seen before on a frosting recipe I’ve made a dozen plus times with no issue: If you don’t have the water in your double boiler at exactly a simmer you’ll cook your eggs!

Guess what friggin’ happened for the first time ever.

the lion concerns himself with everything

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top
we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"