Hiiiii you can call me August. I’m in my 20s, use they/them, and am aromantic.

I love vampires and horror and monsters in general, the more fucked up the vampire media the better. I love those toxic gay bitches

Also a massive ninja sex party fan. It’s terminal I fear.

I write sometimes and don’t really post it but I love to post About it! Monster romance typically. Plus I’m a massive d&d nerd in case that wasn’t obvious

Despite my name I am NOT a porn blog. No shade to any of them this is just my normal blog and I think I’m hot :)

White supremacists hate socialism until it's time to start a GoFundMe for a Nazi who just got caught naziing

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the past lives in you

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

it baffles me when people say “i got tricked into watching this show for a ship that isn’t even canon” bro if those men had kissed, you would’ve SEEN it. i’ve seen gifs of men making out in shows i have no desire to watch. i’ve seen sex scenes from movies that nobody has ever heard of. when men kiss on screen, i am notified

habeenki

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

self deprecation will always hurt you far far more than it could ever help you. don’t keep convincing yourself you’re the exception in all the worst ways. don’t keep letting yourself believe you are not savable.

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

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meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

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EXACTLY.

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I’m actually pretty happy with how this turned out i love them so much

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