Anonymous asked:
Yeah? Well my therapist says it's ok to kill people if i feel like it. My life has gotten so much better ever since
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva answered:
thanks for sharing the advice!
so I work as a shelver at my local library in the kids section and sometimes people forget things in between pages and they fly out- I found this today and I cannot make this up
I love how this kid has captured my entire aesthetic
i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it
Tell me this ain't Nicky and Joe. I dare youuu
I have never seen Islam shown so humanized, so relaxed, so innocent and pure. That’s brilliant and funny.
This feels like the equivalent of the school girl running to class with toast in her mouth but prayer
my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out
he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that
