this one’s for you jimmy fallon
How’s Shawn levy’s daughter holding up??? Like can someone check in on her
bro queerbaited his own daughter
Mike won’t stop talking to his new college friends about Will and they’re like “man I think you’re still in love with your ex” and he’s flabbergasted
missing will byers? of course you are!
then stare at this image for 30 seconds and frantically blink at a blank wall
I was looking for the answers in somebody else…
but… I had all the answers
the byler-chidinor tether is so very real to me
el killing herself after having no agency over her own life. kali dying to prop up a white character. erica being completely ignored and tossed aside. nancy ending up single because you cannot be independent while in a relationship. saying that mike was the only one who ever understood el while that’s plainly false. completely forgetting about vickie. joyce getting maybe a few lines in the finale. making sure kali goes through more trauma before killing her. max barely getting any screen time. no elmax hug. refusing to give closure to a sapphic relationship. robin being sidelined from ep6+. making el to wear a skin-tight suit the entire episode. calling multiple female characters bitches, including minors. suzie doesn’t exist anymore apparently. saying how erica can take care of herself because she’s “tough”. reducing multiple female characters into love interests. and this is supposed to be… empowering? you want to tell me this is not plain and obvious misogyny? yeah ok
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can we get a sneak peek of your parent byler fic 🥺 for one thing. what do their kids call them
ooooooo YES i will give u little peek of the beginning because i wrote the start hadgahjsgdhj
disclaimer: mike’s ex is not jane, this is a canon compliant fic
also i will say that it’s not them being parents in an established relationship if that makes sense- like the premise is that they become roommates because mike needs a place to stay, and he hasn’t spoken to will for aboutttt 6 years and basically finds out that will has a daughter who’s 8 months old atp i think (youll find out her backstory and how will got her in the fic). so they obviously live together as roommates with will’s daughter now (all while hiding their horrendous feelings for each other), which accidentally makes his daughter think of mike as a father and its all very sweet and fluffy and i tear up thinking about the ending its so wholesome <33 spoilers: they become a family
i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!
there’s something in the static i think i’ve been having revelations coming to in the front seat skip the exit to our old street and go home go home alone
GO!!!! HOME!!!! ALONE!!!!!
and the storyteller paladin, what about him?
also im so pissed at the way they basically mocked us in the finale with that conversation, they didnt wanna close that storyline well at all and noah had to ask them to do it and of course their ego couldn't take the criticism and especially couldn't take the fact that they didnt know how to handle that shit at all and so they had to mock us with that stupid dialogue
and they also mocked us with the stonathan lovebirds remark haha isn't it funny haha shippers see gay people everywhere but we already filled our quota silliessss but whatever robin and vickie break up off screen btw 👍🏻
they knew byler was the biggest part of their fandom and definitely the most dedicated and the ones driving a lot of engagement and making loads of content and they couldn't even pretend to care lmfaooooo they called us "noise" fuck offffffff you have zero respect for your audience and your craft and your own characters OH MY GOD you need to never work in this field again
anywayyyy i just know divorcegate is real i just can't prove it 🤙🏻
utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people