[Lee, Neji, and Tenten are sitting on a bench]
Gai: Why do you guys look so sad?
Lee: Sit down with us, Sensei. So we can tell you.
*Gai sits down*
Tenten: The bench is freshly painted.
Gai:
Lee: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Neji: I do have a sense of humor you know
Lee: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Neji: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Neji: This is a mistake
Lee, enthusiastically: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!
Tenten: But not today
Lee, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess!
Neji: Lee was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Tenten, sighing: Lee, seriously?
Lee: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it!
Neji: Lee, you ate a chair.
Tenten: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Lee: My record is two, but I think I can do it.
Lee: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.
Tenten: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Lee: Yes!!!
Neji: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Tenten: Neji, keep an eye on Lee today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Neji: Sure, I’d love to see Lee get punched.
Tenten: Try again.
Neji, sighing: I will stop Lee from getting punched.
Lee: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night!
Tenten: You were flirting with Gaara.
Lee: So what? we ARE dating.
Tenten: You asked him if he was single.
Lee:
Neji: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
Lee: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Neji: I’m a knife.
Tenten, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.
Lee, whispering to Neji, who’s on the phone with Tenten: ask her something!
Neji: Ehem- so..how are you feeling?
Tenten: Fine.
Lee: Something personal!
Neji: At what age did you first get your period?