Lee: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Neji: Lee, no.
Tenten: Mistlefoe.
Neji: Please stop encouraging him.
Lee: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness!
Neji: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Tenten: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Tenten: Wait, what time is it?
Lee: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Lee: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Neji: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Lee: It’s 2 am
Tenten: Please Neji, I’m begging you go to a doctor.
Neji: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it!
->This is a sequel to [Nejiten Comic] <-
A thankyou to ImpureDumpling on twitter for helping tweak parts of the dialogue!
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Twitter version
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Lee: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Gaara: Okay.
Lee: And make out during the scary parts.
Gaara: Th-
Gaara: The scary parts.
Gaara: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
