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im playing the windows version on the itch app

the game just closes (opens as a black screen before disappearing), so no error message.

the game crashes everytime i try to open it :(

im using windows 7 rn, so thats probably why

the best mix is different for every person im pretty sure

my best mix was 7 milk 2 sugar 4 boba

i'd like to play this but i corrupted the game because the update took around 2 hours for i think around 0.1% of the progress bar to fill up (my computer is complete garbage)

a couple things i noticed

1. despite the sweatshop being called a sweatshop, it doesn't require any humans to function
2. babies can be sent to the marketplace, mines, and steakhouse
3. sheep and cows are being fed turnips grown with money garbage fertilizer (thus must taste like money)
4. working at a bank, mine, or startup apparently makes you magically disappear
5. if the time taken to educate a baby is used as a measure for time, almost everything in the game, from growing a single turnip, to making a single lightbulb, takes around atleast 12 years
6. following up from 5, the bitcoin pyramid probably takes centuries upon centuries to do its thing (nothing)
   
7. the marketplace buys 1 dollar for 5 dollars

im not saying these are problems (with the game)

some of these are kinda funny

very cool

only complaint is that mario feels too slippy and slidey

it could also be that im not used to that kind of movement (celeste fan)

i feel like you would've already discovered this (110 days ago) but pulling the lever opens a seperate room where you use the key

if your still working on this game or could make a couple of changes...

PLEASE reduce the amount of smoothing, its unbearable when it takes me what feels like hours to draw 1 line

also add an eraser

this game is cool but the problem is that you can cheese each and every level (expect for the early ones without upgrading) by spamming a single unit, collecting the coins they drop, and then upgrading them into gods

i think you can crash the game by having one of your vinemon faint in battle, select yes to choosing the next vinemon (or what it said) and then selecting cancel

but it could just be that my computer sucks

did you make shinies more common than in the pokemon games? i've gotten  3   4  5 shinies in 2 days..

is spark okay?

ik im really late and this is necroposting and you've probably already discovered this but

SPOILERS \/

you can get a full gun by defeating another die hard/toriel in the relax area

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