drchucktingle:

today is great day to create something, to fill the void with a piece of yourself that wasnt there before and to push back against the darkness. you can create a song or painting or sandwich or a walk in the park or even a MOMENT. use this mighty power to defy the cosmic nothing

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zordanna:

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knight Arthur? Sign me in baby

dunmertitty:

thesadtadpole:

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn’t get a happy ending

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iceeericeee:

his sad brown eyes and sassy attitude have me absolutely captivated

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asmeesh:

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My friend is wildly talented and makes these imitation fossils of mythic creatures. I love them so much.

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superdz555:

bathroomcube:

now remember, “kink” is to “fetish” as “poisonous” is to “venomous”

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we’re all counting on you.

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callali1y:

every time someones says “hey how are you” and i say “good” and forget to add the “how about you?” i feel like i’ve missed a quicktime event

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willjulep:

Yeah, we got to third base last night (I kissed his palm and declared no holy authority stood above him).

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aeide:

love is stored in the unromanceable npc

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Gods fucking teeth, I just experienced another house fire. Directly behind our place. This is the second one in four months that has been right near us.

I’m so. Fucking tired of this shit.

And I’m so thankful for the neighbours and nearby community that rushed in to help keep it from spreading further than the fence separating the property when I was too panicked…

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So tell me, what lowers blood pressure real quickly?

onebigbroccoli:

“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Belethor at the General Goods Store and he said Everything’s for sale, my friend. Everything. If I had a sister, I’d sell her in a second.

hiveapologist:

hiveapologist:

hiveapologist:

addison rae found dead in miami

sorry not to pit two queens against each other i find addison rae relatively charming but if thee rebecca black did this to one of my silly little pop tunes i would have to commit seppuku

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franciscolemos:

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Illustration I made years ago for a magazine

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