Taliesin: Ten years. Ten years. Ten years, never had any problem ‘til now.
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Does anyone have an episode length for today?
Azune, beautiful brown eyes filling with tears: never let anyone know what you’re thinking
Murray, vibrating with rage so fast that her mouth sparks: yeah always keep a poker face
Julien hated Thjazi but he really should’ve hated Hal because Julien has to pay people to have threesomes but Hal? The threesomes are coming to him.
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bolaire keeps being like
hal, SINCE YOUR BROTHER HAS JUST BEEN EXECUTED,
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“Oh, I’m not carrying this evening” and Hal is literally fucking STRAPPED with the fantasy semi-auto Liar’s Blade
Hal: my me and myself saw you across the bar and really loved your vibe
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Hal and Thaisha’s relationship is further elaborated on by the ease with which Hal flirts with other people’s boyfriends.
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“in the silk and leather” instead of “in the flesh” bolaire youre so fucking funny
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Lachmir: they said there was a feast laid out at Palazzo Davinos, and they all went to Faerie!
The Schemers, and all of us:
“Tal said ‘Big Titty Pikachu’” incredible glad to hear it