"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

was anyone else named Lestat or just him

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

Notice of Citation for Unauthorized Use of ":3"

As you already know, we very highly regard professional conduct at this company, and in the interest of that, we limit usage of emojis (including text based glyphs) to the following:

🙂

😐

📊

📠

🤝

📈 (📉 NOT permitted)

💼

These permitted emojis, used within the reasonable bounds of no more than 3 per diem, should be more than enough to express any notion you may want to express at the office.

On probation is also:

👔

And

🖱️

Which we currently permit the usage of once per week.

Please reflect on how your use of unauthorized glyphs such as ":3" reflects poorly on our company to our business partners and associates, and damages our reputation and credibility across the board.

Accrual of further citations may result in the issuance of a mandatory summons to the Chamber.

it’s just like ozzy osbourne said. All aboard hahahahahaha

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

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