stillnotsquashed:

Bruce insulting Batman in interviews is an amazing concept because he will not insult his kids. Like he is saying that Batman is dumb and not even a real Bat but if those little boys want to be birds they should live their dreams and they are the greatest thing to come out of Gotham in centuries. It gets so bad that interviewers ask the former Robins why Bruce hates Batman but loves Robin and all the kids develope telepathy for just a moment and declare its because Bruce lost custody of them in his divorce from Batman.

jacocoon:

I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

frownyalfred:

Batfleck, .5 seconds after beating the everloving shit out of an entire warehouse of henchmen, putting heads through walls, setting someone on fire, and genuinely just being an all-around terrifying rescuer: “it’s okay. I’m a friend of your son.”

Martha Kent:

Originally posted by simmonsfam8

traf-graf:

get them out of my head

ucco:

Precious CLEX in Earth 32. I would love to see them with their babies.

darthvaders:

Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. 

(Source: charleshunnam)

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inspector-detector:

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kurtbrussels:

i cant believe dc animated the ‘superman deep throating hentai tentacles’ scene from the comics i absolutely cant fucking believe they had the audacity to make me watch this in motion with my own two eyes

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Micah this is SO BAD

it sure is!

TUMBLR IS THIS ALLOWED

heres some more

i could do this all day

shoutout to whoever brought it back

fellas is it gay if you enable your best friends fetish

one more before the tumblr ban its been an honor

this one goes out to tumblr user @fairyanddragon

AND THIS ONES DEDICATED TO @countess-pumpkinsnuffle

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thanks, whoever brought this back heres some more

update :^)

Is it cheating to include the time he was captured, stripped to the briefs, by actual xenomorphs?

pretzel-log1c:

xainagal:

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

romancemedia:

#dogs aren’t just man’s best friend, but protector too!

ACE THE BATHOUND - BATMAN BEYOND (1999-2001)

youre-only-gay-once:

hmmmmmmm 🤨