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Human James

@james-offical

I am Human James I enjoy pizza and burgers as well as sleeping I do not enjoy taxes. I am not an alien, nor is my human brother Keith. Banner by @i-am-a-fox

James

I am James. I like birds and pizza and activities such as watching sports on my roommates television. I do not enjoy taxes and I do have bones. Part of the pro-sleep army I think.

I am a human friend of many, any pronouns, asexual.

Currently living in @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical’s attic, thank you ham sandwich consumer :)

Dni hydrogen bomb mouse fairy painters. You know who you are.

Feel free to ship me with people just don’t ship to Antarctica it is too cold and I will frown.

I have three awesome human siblings, @keith-oficcal, @jake-offical, and @ben-offical

Ooc:

mod is a minor and also uses any pronouns. Cannot help with donations unfortunately

The banner is by @i-am-a-fox :]

I reblog things sometimes, though I usually tag my posts with #not an alien

Dni: nsfw/porn blogs, homophobes and transphobes (some other stuff probably but I can’t remember so ill just. Say if I don’t wanna talk.)

I unfortunately have an odd sleep schedule and I am quite forgetful- sorry for any inconvenience :(

Feel free to send asks!

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Anonymous asked:

Hello, James!

Would you like a drink? Coffee, maybe?

Hello! No thanks on the coffee, I don’t drink much of it because of the incident. Who are you? :)

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W-what was the incident?

The person also living in the building I used to reside in apparently didn’t like that I was also living in “their house” so they put something called Raid in a cup of coffee and left it in my living area. They thought I was some kind of large insect apparently, which is completely ridiculous.

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Guys my dad’s birthday party is today and he’s turning 40 what type of present do you get foe your 40 year old father????

HAHAHAHAHAHAH this is gonna be impossible

3k notes and I tell my mum about my (very much worsening) dermatillomania disorder that is RUINING MY HANDS RAHHH AND LIPS

Holdup i checked on tgis 5 min ago thinking we were hopeless, but 100 comments? We can do this. I believe in us, we will help, no matter what

Srry for tagging some randos also i forgot 99.9999999999% of my like 50 moots 😔

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Hark! My son, Tomy, has spoken. Hear his words of wisdom:

Genders are gone now. In this world it is only jester, clown, mime, harlequin, comedian, juggalo, puppeteer, ventriloquist, or acrobat. Juggling is available for all.

Good day to be the weirdo who juggles oranges in the school hallways then

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Hark! My son, Tomy, has spoken. Hear his words of wisdom:

Genders are gone now. In this world it is only jester, clown, mime, harlequin, comedian, juggalo, puppeteer, ventriloquist, or acrobat. Juggling is available for all.

🤨

no tree?

Tomy said that would be okay too probably

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This is an old song of mine, my newer ones are better, just wanted to get out that I make music and it’s pretty cool

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