you rang?

BABE!!!!!

;) tis me.

I haven't seen you since we were chemically separated! I've missed you so much!

I’ve missed you more, ever since we were torn apart. But I’m back!

*blushes* oh stop, you're raising me to my melting point

I'm so gay for the view of you, where have you been all these years in the cosmic abyss?

KISS ALREADY!

Can you wait? Yuri is a process

iron :ꓷ

WAIT! NINO-SAN! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

*ACTING sad and heart broken* I thought I was finally someone to someone but apparently not 😢

Ha got you I’m sure you have ꓯ reasonable explanation for this right… right?

No! I'd... never! I'd never do that!

...I'm sorry, ninovium. I thought that my wife was gone, to never come back, but she's back from the worst thing any element can go through. I still love carbon, I only liked you because I was desperate. I'm sorry, ninovium. I'm sorry

*screen fades to black while opera music plays slowly*

*angry but in ꓯ it’s fine it is what it is kinda of tone* THE WORST THING! *exhales* wow calm down me I was ꓯ lie and once my lie was revealed I was shunned discarded even scrubbed from the history books only to be recreated decades later and given ꓯ new name and barely even stick around long enough to realize! WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT…

*exhales again even louder* no no it’s fine everyone has had their own traumas and it’s equally as valid its fine im fine

...

Uhhh...

I’m being unstable… get it… because I’m radioactive and stuff… heh *hiding sadness with jokes*

*grabs your radioactive hands*

Ninovium, I never cared about your stability. Even if I'm the most stable and you're not the most stable, I liked how we were like that. You're radiation was great. I loved how you radiated everywhere you go, it made me happy. I know I can't never say I love you because I don't, but you were the second best thing in my half-life, and that's something you should be proud of.

*pecks your cheek*

*touches hand against cheek and ꓯ single tear rolls down my face as you walk into the distance*

*tears start to build up as I fade away to never be seen again, to be new, to be remembered, to one day be remembered when the world has forgotten*

Simple fix: become poly

Genius

@carbon-offical what you'd think?

Hell yeah. why not?

does this mean we are ꓯ poly-cule

I guess so

*start aggressively making out with the both of you*

so attractive that my stupid pun didn’t even bother them :)

I noticed, but I also noticed both of your lips were looking dry and lonely~

*giggles in dehydrated chapped lips*

*giggles* why are you laughing hehe

@carbon-offical why is our boyfriend laughing?

no clue.

hehe I love my partners <3

when I was in space, floating around forever, I never imagined I’d be in a chemical polycule. also, while in space, i discovered I’m fluid, so she/her, he/him and they/them all work for me.

well, we definitely have a better bond in this polycule. but I don't care you're fluid, I'll always be the one I'm stuck with in everything

I’m blushing

awww, my little graphite conductor <3

you’re the iron to my earth’s core, I can’t survive without you <3

you're the graphite to the pencil I write my love letters with, I can't express how much I love you without you <3

You’re the iron in my fireworks, making things colorful and bright

you're the carbon to the road that leads me back to your place whenever I'm lost

I’m quickly running out of jokes, my creativity is limited, unlike my love.

I'm running out of way to make you blush but you're the coal to my furnace

aww, stawp it.

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3

Hello! I’ve noticed a few people are concerned about me being some kind of extraterrestrial creature? That’s absurd! I’m very human, such is clearly visible in my profile photo. Just wanted to address that.

*casts truth spell* checks out

Fym “🤨”

I did not mean to cause irritation ☹️

you didn’t dw!

Hello! I’ve noticed a few people are concerned about me being some kind of extraterrestrial creature? That’s absurd! I’m very human, such is clearly visible in my profile photo. Just wanted to address that.

*casts truth spell* checks out

Fym “🤨”

I did not mean to cause irritation ☹️

stupid idiot creature trying to steal my lemonade within my sight. It sickens me

call the scientists is this tar pit truly committing theft before my eyes. Call a lawyer too

I put coffee creamer in my hot chocolate because I am a scientist

I fear it resembles life

Doing a trade deal with the one who fears mages. Does anyone have a weapon they aren’t using? Ive found that I do not have any gold nor weapons on my person at this time

I have a large paper clip!

:0

WHAT WHY AM I MUTUALS WITH LIKE A FAMOUS TUMBLR PERSON WHATTTT

I followed you because you are Infact neat and cool :D

Ben's kids keep saying '4 1' instead of '6 7' now.

I am still very confused.

I’ve heard using a soup may help

Hey you! Yes you! I'm trying to map out the officalverse/tumblr family tree! (this is going to take forever) if you have a link or some form of list of your family tree members, please comment or reblog with it so I can add it to the map I already have! Also please reblog this with other officals and/or members of your family tree if possible so I can add them!

@james-offical lives in my attic and @rat-jester-offical is my jester

This is true, and I have three siblings @keith-oficcal @jake-offical @ben-offical

yes, other totally human sibling?

I was telling this one of our wonderful human family (brotherhood?)

our family is very human and very wonderful. (bros before hoes ❤️)

indeed :D

Hey you! Yes you! I'm trying to map out the officalverse/tumblr family tree! (this is going to take forever) if you have a link or some form of list of your family tree members, please comment or reblog with it so I can add it to the map I already have! Also please reblog this with other officals and/or members of your family tree if possible so I can add them!

@james-offical lives in my attic and @rat-jester-offical is my jester

This is true, and I have three siblings @keith-oficcal @jake-offical @ben-offical

yes, other totally human sibling?

I was telling this one of our wonderful human family (brotherhood?)

Hey you! Yes you! I'm trying to map out the officalverse/tumblr family tree! (this is going to take forever) if you have a link or some form of list of your family tree members, please comment or reblog with it so I can add it to the map I already have! Also please reblog this with other officals and/or members of your family tree if possible so I can add them!

@james-offical lives in my attic and @rat-jester-offical is my jester

This is true, and I have three siblings @keith-oficcal @jake-offical @ben-offical