“Shanks is Luffy’s father figure” “Shanks is like Luffy’s big brother” wrong Shanks is Luffy’s unemployed older cousin who smokes weed and hands out forbidden life knowledge for a seven year old. He is the chill uncle no one knows the origin of who’s been to prison before and shows you how to hunt for crawdads in the river. He gets your nose. He teaches you new swears and then feels kinda bad about it. Do you understand. do you see the vision
wait actually no shanks really was just like “in another life perhaps I could have been happy and carefree with my boy best friend Buggy the Clown…but alas….we were forced apart by the hand of destiny and now I have forever lost him and can never return to what we once had….”
Like are you fucking kidding me. Shanks you are not beating these allegations anytime soon HOW did you fumble the clown this goddamn badly
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