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title: mami: triptych (m) | series:mami | masterlist
pairing: battle rappers!myg/knj x reader(f) , jhs x reader(f)😛
rating/genre: m (18+) ; smut ; battle rap au , roommates au
summary: while you already know your way around yoongi, namjoon stays mysterious and enigmatic.. until he can’t control himself around you anymore.
note: heavy 00s vibes, somehow current namjoon has mami namjoon hair wtf, i do not know what came over me do not perceive me ever again, this is now a collection of parts instead of just a oneshot let’s fucking goooo🦋
note 2: this is damn near unedited lolll if there are mistakes i’m so so sorry!
warnings: language, reader is a gd baddie, men being weirdos but effectively handled, you get called mamiii😗 so if that’s not ur thing i’d skip this series !!, kim namjoon is a problem, jung hoseok… that’s all i will say, yoongi will forever have his own warning, multiple spice scenes, battle rap scenarios!, another secret fourth guy lmfao how does this keep happening
nsfw warnings: under the cut and there are a lot l m a o
drop date: october 11th, 2025, 8:27pm est
word count: 8.8k of madness | mood: here
series: mami (m)
pairing: myg x reader(f) , knj x reader(f) , jhs x reader(f)😛
genre/rating: m (18+) ; smut ; battle rap au, roommates au
summary: there are three guys in your life, in various degrees. one is your roommate, one is your favorite battle rapper and admittedly your favorite hookup, and another is someone you just started seeing. and all of them are about to mean a whole lot more to you than you bargained for.
warnings: stated in each installment. minors dni.
mlist: created 2025/10/10 ; updated 2025/10/10
total wc: 12.5k
status: ongoing
🩷 parts 🩷
⇥ mami: pt.1 smut ; 3.7k
⇥ mami: triptych smut ; 8.8k
⇥ ??? ??? ; ???
taglist:sign up here (i check every entry so read the rules!)
feedback form:submit here (for silent readers/bloggers!)
main masterlist:here
[ new fics! ] couple wips to add to the mix, one we already know about and one that’s a complete surprise💕
- seamless (m) | roommate!yoongi — your roommate offers to sew an outfit last minute for one of your dates. but when that date ends up going wrong, you know it’s a long shot that he’d have a fix for that, too.
- heaven (m) | boyfriend!namjoon — namjoon finally finished that album he’s been fighting with for months. which means good food, great cuddles, and a healthy serving of the nastyyy
adding these to the 2024-2025 updates list later! i’m thinking these will be coming during the fall/winter months, but just wanted to let y’all know in advance. hype!🥳
title: mami (m)
pairing: myg x reader(f) , knj x reader(f) , slight jhs x reader(f)😛
rating/genre: m (18+) ; smut ; battle rap au , roommates au
summary: you somehow have a conversation with yoongi, and you tell your roommate about a date date.
note: heavy 00s vibes, this is just the beginning of a collection of parts instead of just a oneshot let’s fucking goooo🦋
note 2: this is pretty unedited lolll if there are mistakes i’m so so sorry!
warnings for this part: language, choking, joon in sweats, bathroom s*x, b*ckshots, friendly sp*nks from your roomie🤪, it uhhh starts right out the gate lmfao, hobi in silk and a robe, yoongi is a warning in his own right, light sl*pping, you get called mamiii😗 so if that’s not ur thing i’d skip this series !!, joon is too smooth, a secret fourth guy lmfaoooo, battle rap scenarios!
drop date: september 26th, 2023, 10:07pm est
word count: 3.7k
mood: here
[ mami ] guess whaaaaaat😈
｡☽˚ here come the f***boys | a f*ckboy au masterlist ｡⋆.
in the phantom | oneshot ; rich kid!seokjin ; wip
➛ “go ahead then. impress me, angel.”
three tangerines | series ; bbf!yoongi ; ongoing
➛ “listen, doll. i could’ve just said no.”
hickeys & minnies | oneshot ; best friend!hoseok ; wip
➛ “you just had to wear that fuckin’ headband, didn’t you.”
new guy | oneshot ; grey sweatpants!namjoon ; completed
➛ “kim namjoon, baby. look me up.”
and f*ck you, too | oneshot ; work rivals!jimin ; wip
➛ “this is the last time? cute.”
hush, yeah? | series ; bbf!taehyung ; ongoing/revamping
➛ “do you want me to stop?”
seven days | series ; roommate!jungkook ; ongoing
➛ “date me.”
dial 1-800-fckboys 🦋 | permanent taglist 🦋
note: i don’t have set schedules for my fics! whenever they drop, i usually give a heads-up ahead of time. additionally, these are all member x reader(f) scenarios.
© kithtaehyung, 2020-. please do not copy, claim as your own, or translate. mlist created: july 24th, 2023.
— “then hurry up, mami. gimme one more for luck.”
title: mami (teaser)
pairing: battle rappers!myg/knj x reader(f) , slight jhs x reader(f)😛
rating/genre: m (18+) ; smut ; battle rap au , roommates au
summary: turns out, two of the guys you’ve been hooking up with are battle rappers. and roommates. and the most competitive gd people you’ve ever met.
warnings for fic: [redacted] lmfaooooo🥴🥴🥴
warnings for teaser: cursing, yoongi’s fit, dirty talk, namjoon deserves his own gd warning throughout this whole fic so it’s included in the teaser warnings, too :^))
note: fuuuuuuck me lol. this is also gonna have some heavy 00s vibes so let’s fcking go🦋
est. drop date: jul-aug 2023
est. word count: 15-20k
taglist: join here (will be checking blogs!)
—18+ teaser below if you want to read :)) drops you right in the middle! minors dni.
title: bewitched, body & soul
pairing: darcy!joon x reader(f)
rating/genre: pg16+ ; angst , implied smut ; p&p au , historical au
warnings: time switches, angst, rude upper class, charming tae, saucy jin, charming and saucy joon lol, implied smut, rehashed reinterpretation/retelling of pride & prejudice
note: darcy joon is finally here! special thank you’s to @sugakookitty, @sugaurora, @missgeniality, and @yeoldontknow for being huge supporters when i was close to giving up on this. y’all mean the world to me<33
note 2: fair warning, y’all! this is nothing like how i usually write. if it’s not your cup of tea, i understand completely! i truly won’t be offended if it’s something you don’t really like or want to read. one, i just wanted a challenge and am proud of getting through and finishing this. two, this is for @wwilloww & the people that dig this type of writing style!! if you end up liking it, i will be over the moon<3 i just know i have pretty big shoes to fill tackling this genre. but hey, onwards!
release date: june 6th, 2022 10:45pm est
word count: 14.1k
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Infuriating.
He is infuriating in all the right ways.
It didn’t matter how you stormed through his summer chateau with your dirt-caked boots and soiled hem, demanding he hold his haughty tongue when it came to matters concerning your beloved—he had simply waved you off with the notion that he was trying to save you from certain misfortune.
It didn’t matter that you trudged through miles of rain and mud—thick, sloshing mud—only to take shelter under an abandoned temple, ancient alabaster pillars doing nothing to shield you from the elements—he had pursued you the entire stretch only to admit that he would have preferred if nobility were your birthright.
No matter the circumstances that cursed your so-called inferior blood to pulse in his presence, it always ended in a stiltedness akin to bitter aftertaste. Repulsive. The bookend of your ire was his ignorant arrogance stuffed into pristine, billowing cambric that you wanted to smear with your unwashed shoes.
title: new guy
pairing: fuckboi!namjoon x organization president!reader(f)
rating/genre: m (18+) ; smut ; university au, enemies to lovers?
summary: all you want to do is have a successful meeting after experiencing dwindling attendance. but the new guy is completely disrupting things… or is he?
warnings: cursing, blowjob, choking, smartass joon in those grey joggers, size kink, hitting it from the back, unprotected (pls be safe), edging, namjoon does have a chain who is shocked, manhandling, creampie, light face/cunt slapping, body worship, jimin in business profesh lol
notes: hi ! this is for @thebtswritersclub’s january prompt “new” and i speedily wrote this entire thing bc i would very much like to stay a member LOL thank you to the admin team for being so understanding. love you all and appreciate all the hard work you do! also, thank you cee @yutasthetic for letting me use your pretty name!
note 2: this is a bit unedited so i apologize in advance loll
release date: january 29th, 2022, 7:17pm est
word count: 5.5k
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“Thank you all for coming this evening! We have a lot of items on the agenda to discuss so please leave any questions for the end.”
title: with him. (m)
pairing: hyung line x reader(f)
genre/rating: 18+ ; smut
word count: 1.2k
summary: in which you remember all the ones before him.
warnings: language, house party, penetration, oral, breast play, sl*t/wh*re nicknames
notes: this is just a quickie for the wonderful hyung line enthusiast @joheunsaram !! i don’t know what came over me bc this just.. produced itself, so happy birthday LOL i hope you like it! if you don’t, you can crumple it, chuck it in the bin, and pretend this never happened sdjklfsd. also, all pics other than the boys can be found on my aesthetic blog @brandisher 🤎
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With Hoseok, it started as a blur and ended as a blur.
