periguita asked:

I want Transplant AU!Hazbin Crew to meet Canon Crew in Season 2. Like before knowing Pentious was alive. Canon learns from them that Redemption is possible with some Transplant!Redeemed there.

They meet Transplant!Alastor who has a pet lion and is the founder of that universe’s Hazbin Hotel.

They also meet Transplant!Val, Vel, and Anthony.

Me too! I especially want them meeting Transplant Val Vel and Anthony, especially Husk for Anthony (I know you said before they discover Pentious but I want it around or post season 2) - ohh what if the Vees come too! And Vox gets to see this Alastor and this Val, and Val and Vel get to meet their counterparts, and Vox learns this Alastor is married!

periguita asked:

In Transplant AU, how long have the Exterminations been going on? Centuries? Decades? 7 years?

I’m assuming Fatherverse’s will be either centuries or decades while Motherverse will follow the 7 years.

In the transplant verse where they arrive? 7 years.

In Father verse, centuries (since Charlie was born) and in Motherverse, also 7 years. In general, I’m gonna try and make Motherverse more canon compliant, so Lucifer can’t hurt sinners and so on while Fatherverse is more me getting to play!

periguita asked:

How does Canon Heaven and Hell feel about Transplant!Alastor’s philantrophic efforts and success in his universe?

Especially that he won against Sera and Adam and got Heaven’s support after redeeming a sinner.

megandog21:

kitsunesongs:

periguita:

kitsunesongs:

Are they there in person or watching somehow?

I think Charlie feels a little down, a little humiliated, a little like a failure - She’s the princess of hell and she can’t do anything that this version of her hotelier did! But transplant!Alastor would come and tell her that now she knows it works, and he encourages her, and she feels better and even more ready to do this in her own universe!

It can be done!

Let’s say for this it’s in person and it’s from during the Hotel Battle.

Everyone from Canon is teleported in this happier cleaner version of Hell. Natives are startled when an army of cannibals and Exorcists show up out of nowhere.

Protections activate and put all of the “invaders” into bubbles, both Exorcists and sinners.

Only a wounded Canon!Alastor is left unbubbled since the protections don’t recognize him as an invader.

Oooh yes - so wounded Alastor staggers up, and staggers over to the bubbles and starts trying to get his people out - Niffty first.

Then transplant!Alastor and Lion!Michael and possibly transplant!Hazbin’s show up and its becomes the spiderman meme.

I can’t help but think that, before Transplant!Alastor and Lion!Michael arrive, the citizens who witness the arrival of these strangers see their Alastor injured and try to protect Canon!Alastor.

Some try to stop the blood, others start yelling at the strangers in the bubbles, and others simply point out that “Transplant!Alastor” looks different today, but no less beautiful.

Alastor would be so confused, these people seem to know him but are fussing over him and complimenting him and calling him beautiful and trying to help him while shouting at the bubbles group including the EXORCISTS and one asks where his husband’s lion is?

Since when did he have a husband?

periguita asked:

How does Canon Heaven and Hell feel about Transplant!Alastor’s philantrophic efforts and success in his universe?

Especially that he won against Sera and Adam and got Heaven’s support after redeeming a sinner.

Are they there in person or watching somehow?

I think Charlie feels a little down, a little humiliated, a little like a failure - She’s the princess of hell and she can’t do anything that this version of her hotelier did! But transplant!Alastor would come and tell her that now she knows it works, and he encourages her, and she feels better and even more ready to do this in her own universe!

It can be done!

periguita asked:

Idea! Transplant!Alastor is considered 7 years old by any magical measurement because that’s how long he’s been in the dimension.

In this no one knows anything about his backstory.

What if someone casts a measurement spell on Transplant!Alastor to try to get some personal info like his sizes but it actually reveals he is actually 7 years old?

This causes chaos and speculation until Lucifer gets the bright idea to ask Alastor if he was at any point a child. To which Alastor’s reply was that fully grown when he was created.

Lucifer notices the word “created” and ask who created him. Alastor’s reply is Father.

Lucifer’s questions start getting more and more specific until he gets the full picture.

Alastor is God’s newest personal and direct creation.

periguita:

kitsunesongs:

I love this - there would be such chaos as they question things, someone throws out the idea Alastor is secretly a robot, and it’s Lucifer who eventually asks if he was ‘created’ as an adult and realises his 'Father’ is God…which means God lobotomised him…and then APOLOGISED.

He’d be in shock, jealous, panicking, insecure, depressed…this would all send Lucifer spiralling a LOT.

So they still know Alastor has been lobotimized but not the other backstory stuff cause that is extensive.

Imagine Heaven’s reaction over the fact Alastor is God’s new and favourite creation and was the one to redeem sinners and fix the overpopulation problem.

Oh! Regarding Alastor’s husband, they either think he’s a human who didn’t know Alastor’s true nature/age or that he’s another new creation.

They know about the lobotomy, and that it happened because he murdered someone in defense of someone else but was so distressed his father wiped his memory of it, but not any of the other stuff!

They might think his husband is a normal human or an angel, but I think it’s likely they’ll think he’s another new human, like Alastor, cause they’re made in pairs. A new First Man, since Alastor can get pregnant and is therefore the new First/Second Woman.

Which causes Adam issues cause he’d feel inferior and panicked and HE’S the first man! Not this new…SECOND Man! God can’t just replace him like this!

Lucifer, meanwhile…

(Lucifer: *Slept with the first woman. Slept with the second woman. looks at Alastor, the New Wo/Man.*)

periguita asked: imageimage

All that talk in the Expiredverse about pregnancies and such reminds of the comments for Transplant AU where Alastor is pregnant in the but didn’t know and it didn’t really show.

People assume he’s trans or was pregnant when he “died” 7 years ago.

I’m wondering if Lucifer would have the audacity to suggest Alastor abort because “Sinners aren’t supposed to have kids” and “It’s for the safety of Hell” and is just slapped by Alastor and mauled by Lion!Michael.

randomreader92:

periguita:

kitsunesongs:

periguita:

kitsunesongs:

I imagine that people have died and gone to heaven or hell when pregnant, including multiple women who died BECAUSE of that pregnancy, and they always end up not pregnant and as sterile as everyone else, so they assume its something weird about Alastor - honestly, considering he showed up out of nowhere and beat a bunch of overlords and then built this hotel and then SUCCEEDED in redeeming someone, I bet people think he might be a secret angel or something, or maybe god in disguise.

If Lucifer said that, it wouldn’t be about ‘for the safety of hell’ it would be 'sinners can’t have kids you must have done something horrendous to be able to do that, that thing is an abomination, get rid of it’ and also 'a sinner would be a terrible parent anyway’ and then - yeah, he gets slapped by Alastor.

Who still hasn’t eaten the apple, and has no free will, and CAN’T attack people. And yet he somehow manages anyway.

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Alastor:(starts praying) God, Oh Heavenly Father. Please strike Lucifer down with Divine Retribution for saying such awful things about this little miracle of life. Amen.

Lucifer: Yeah that’s not gonna— ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️(is struck multiple times by Divine Lightning)⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Said Divine Lightning also creates a message “This baby is not an abomination but a gift. Don’t you dare insinuate that they were made through horrendous means.”

This is the first time Lucifer has been contacted by his father in thousands of years.

The Divine Lightning came all the way straight from Heaven to Hell. Not even the Head Seraphim or Elder Angels can do that.

With that sign from God, not even Sera can spin Alastor’s pregnancy for propaganda to rally support for the continuation of the Exterminations.

The impending birth of their child seems like a good reason for Lion!Michael to reveal himself.

It also avoids damaging anything else!

Which would be funnier: divine lightning manifesting centimetres above Lucifer’s head or divine lightning travelling through the Great Beyond, through Heaven, Hell and keyholes before zapping him in the butt?

Oh, the second, definitely - also I love the idea of Sera and heaven freaking out at this sign of God for the first time in millenia and wanting Alastor to come to heaven and quiz/interrogate him, especially if he’s been spending the last seven years sending up a shield that is stopping the exorcists or sending lion!Michael to beat up Adam - who hates Alastor but also fuck he’s pretty pregnant.

periguita asked:

Idea! Transplant!Alastor is considered 7 years old by any magical measurement because that’s how long he’s been in the dimension.

In this no one knows anything about his backstory.

What if someone casts a measurement spell on Transplant!Alastor to try to get some personal info like his sizes but it actually reveals he is actually 7 years old?

This causes chaos and speculation until Lucifer gets the bright idea to ask Alastor if he was at any point a child. To which Alastor’s reply was that fully grown when he was created.

Lucifer notices the word “created” and ask who created him. Alastor’s reply is Father.

Lucifer’s questions start getting more and more specific until he gets the full picture.

Alastor is God’s newest personal and direct creation.

I love this - there would be such chaos as they question things, someone throws out the idea Alastor is secretly a robot, and it’s Lucifer who eventually asks if he was ‘created’ as an adult and realises his 'Father’ is God…which means God lobotomised him…and then APOLOGISED.

He’d be in shock, jealous, panicking, insecure, depressed…this would all send Lucifer spiralling a LOT.

periguita asked: imageimage

All that talk in the Expiredverse about pregnancies and such reminds of the comments for Transplant AU where Alastor is pregnant in the but didn’t know and it didn’t really show.

People assume he’s trans or was pregnant when he “died” 7 years ago.

I’m wondering if Lucifer would have the audacity to suggest Alastor abort because “Sinners aren’t supposed to have kids” and “It’s for the safety of Hell” and is just slapped by Alastor and mauled by Lion!Michael.

periguita:

kitsunesongs:

I imagine that people have died and gone to heaven or hell when pregnant, including multiple women who died BECAUSE of that pregnancy, and they always end up not pregnant and as sterile as everyone else, so they assume its something weird about Alastor - honestly, considering he showed up out of nowhere and beat a bunch of overlords and then built this hotel and then SUCCEEDED in redeeming someone, I bet people think he might be a secret angel or something, or maybe god in disguise.

If Lucifer said that, it wouldn’t be about ‘for the safety of hell’ it would be 'sinners can’t have kids you must have done something horrendous to be able to do that, that thing is an abomination, get rid of it’ and also 'a sinner would be a terrible parent anyway’ and then - yeah, he gets slapped by Alastor.

Who still hasn’t eaten the apple, and has no free will, and CAN’T attack people. And yet he somehow manages anyway.

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Alastor:(starts praying) God, Oh Heavenly Father. Please strike Lucifer down with Divine Retribution for saying such awful things about this little miracle of life. Amen.

Lucifer: Yeah that’s not gonna— ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️(is struck multiple times by Divine Lightning)⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Said Divine Lightning also creates a message “This baby is not an abomination but a gift. Don’t you dare insinuate that they were made through horrendous means.”

This is the first time Lucifer has been contacted by his father in thousands of years.

periguita asked: imageimage

All that talk in the Expiredverse about pregnancies and such reminds of the comments for Transplant AU where Alastor is pregnant in the but didn’t know and it didn’t really show.

People assume he’s trans or was pregnant when he “died” 7 years ago.

I’m wondering if Lucifer would have the audacity to suggest Alastor abort because “Sinners aren’t supposed to have kids” and “It’s for the safety of Hell” and is just slapped by Alastor and mauled by Lion!Michael.

I imagine that people have died and gone to heaven or hell when pregnant, including multiple women who died BECAUSE of that pregnancy, and they always end up not pregnant and as sterile as everyone else, so they assume its something weird about Alastor - honestly, considering he showed up out of nowhere and beat a bunch of overlords and then built this hotel and then SUCCEEDED in redeeming someone, I bet people think he might be a secret angel or something, or maybe god in disguise.

If Lucifer said that, it wouldn’t be about ‘for the safety of hell’ it would be 'sinners can’t have kids you must have done something horrendous to be able to do that, that thing is an abomination, get rid of it’ and also 'a sinner would be a terrible parent anyway’ and then - yeah, he gets slapped by Alastor.

Who still hasn’t eaten the apple, and has no free will, and CAN’T attack people. And yet he somehow manages anyway.

periguita asked:

How would Expiredverse react to Radiojustice of Avatarverse and/or Transplantverse?

I think Expired!Lucilith would be feel pity and sympathy with their Avatarverse counterparts. They pined for Alastor for 10,000 years only for him to choose to be with Michael. Expired!Lucilith is under a misunderstanding that that Alastor is aware of the romantic feeling of anyone let alone the Morningstar Twins.

With Transplantverse, depending if the lion or Michael’s identity was revealed yet, they might be jealous that that some guy married Alastor and they are an epic tale of romance. That the guy made a guardian animal to protect Alastor or that he willingly left Heaven for Alastor.

Lol yes, they feel bad for their counterparts (even as Expired!Lucifer is seeing him and Lilith as Angels and what happened when it was Michael giving the apple and sent to Hell rather then him - and also learning how nobody actually knows for sure that it WAS Michael, and regardless of if it was or not HE’S going to be certain it was his counterpart giving the apple and then letting his twin take the fall and he’s going to react BADLY to that - is he just destined to hate all his alternate counterparts? *looks at his self-loathing* yes, yes he is.) but this also stands as a warning for them! They have time, but these versions had 10, 000 years and still failed to woo him, they need to be more obvious about it! Maybe actually, you know, ask him on a date!

For transplant verse - for starters, they hear about Alastor’s lobotomy and Lucifer wants to hunt down this world’s version of Richard Hawthorn and kill him, but also, this Lilith isn’t here and this world’s Lucifer is bullying Alastor in between flirting really badly and making a fool of himself - and Alastor smiles a real smile when they ask him about his husband, and his husband left him a protector, possibly fell from heaven to be with him - they approve. It’s a soft, sad, bittersweet feeling - but better the man Alastor loves and who loves him then this asshole, Expired!Lucifer thinks while looking at Transplant!Lucifer.

periguita asked:

How would Canon feel if they met Transplant AU? Especially Canon!Lucifer, Charlie, Angel Dust, the Vees, and maybe Alastor.

They meet a relatively upstart but well established Alastor who has the largest and safest territory and also has some unhinged backstory that people are making bets and conspiracy theories on even Heaven.

That Alastor was also the one who opened the Hotel and succeeded in redeeming sinners when both Lucifer and Charlie failed(before Hotel battle). He has two of the Vees as a resident and staff.

There is also a lion for some reason.

periguita:

kitsunesongs:

They would be so confused, especially if transplant!Alastor casually brings up the ‘father lobotomised him’ thing.

Everyone Else: You were LOBOTOMISED?
Canon!Alastor: Wait, he apologised???!!!!

Also, if this is the canon crew before learning about Pentious, then yeah they’d be so confused that a version of ALASTOR succeeded - Charlie would be a bit down but then perk up cause this means it’s possible! She just needs to learn how! Lucifer meanwhile is have an existential crisis. Also, Canon!Vees meet transplant!Val and Vel and learn what would have happened if canon!Alastor hadn’t killed those Overlords.

They are all so baffled by the lion - and then they find out Alastor is apparently MARRIED?!!!

Here’s what I think will go between the Canon and Transplant Vees:

The Voxes will try to join forces because of Alastor though they disagree on actually killing him or not because T!Vox is obsessed in love while C!Vox is obsessed in love/hate.

The Vals will not get along. Val hates Valentino because he is reminded of Aphrodite especially how he treats Angel Dust. He tries to kill him.

The Velvettes initially got along before creative differences made them hate each other. They agree that they are beautiful, fashionable, and talented but they strongly disagree on a few things

(1) How C!Velvette treats her staff is horrible. They look like they’re starving.

(2) That T!Velvette is under employment and not a boss of her own.

The Vox’s would absolutely join forces and have troubles cause they both are arrogant assholes who want to be in charge.

Val meeting Valentino would be - woooohhhhh boy, he’d try to kill him. And Angel Dust would a)meet Anthony and b) meet Val and it would be complicated and sad but also good for him, I think, meeting a version of Valentino that’s a better person.

The Velvettes are in a social media war against each other.

periguita asked:

How would Canon feel if they met Transplant AU? Especially Canon!Lucifer, Charlie, Angel Dust, the Vees, and maybe Alastor.

They meet a relatively upstart but well established Alastor who has the largest and safest territory and also has some unhinged backstory that people are making bets and conspiracy theories on even Heaven.

That Alastor was also the one who opened the Hotel and succeeded in redeeming sinners when both Lucifer and Charlie failed(before Hotel battle). He has two of the Vees as a resident and staff.

There is also a lion for some reason.

They would be so confused, especially if transplant!Alastor casually brings up the ‘father lobotomised him’ thing.

Everyone Else: You were LOBOTOMISED?
Canon!Alastor: Wait, he apologised???!!!!

Also, if this is the canon crew before learning about Pentious, then yeah they’d be so confused that a version of ALASTOR succeeded - Charlie would be a bit down but then perk up cause this means it’s possible! She just needs to learn how! Lucifer meanwhile is have an existential crisis. Also, Canon!Vees meet transplant!Val and Vel and learn what would have happened if canon!Alastor hadn’t killed those Overlords.

They are all so baffled by the lion - and then they find out Alastor is apparently MARRIED?!!!

periguita asked:

Transplant AU: Would the Sins help Lucifer technically be a home-wrecker?

To them, Alastor and his husband had “parted in death” but Alastor is still remaining faithful, would it be considered home-wrecking in their opinion?

Not to them! Until they learn he’s not dead, and is in fact right there. Then it’s homewrecking. But as far as most people are concerned, if one spouse is in Heaven and one in Hell, that’s the same as being a widow or widower.

periguita asked:

Transplant AU: What if when the lion is revealed to be an angel, he isn’t revealed to be Michael yet?

Like after being revealed as a person, Michael just stays as a person and now everyone is just staring at this angel with a lion mask.

Maybe Lucifer will try to one-up him because the guy is just a regular(?) angel and he’s a seraphim. Surely Alastor would prefer someone with more power.

The Sins try to wingman and suggest stuff but it ultimately annoys Alastor.

All the while, Alastor is steady as a rock and cuddles his hubby. Both completely trust each other.

Oh! Maybe Michael is revealed to be Michael in an all Seraphim meeting!Canon(ish)!Michael recognizes Transplant!Michael as another him. First thoughts are a clone, imposter or replacement from God.

Oh! What if disguised Michael is called Prince?

Ooh, I love it! The masked handsome prince, the former angel who is here in hell to be with his husband, their relationship unbreakable despite Lucifer’s jealousy and homewrecking attempts and trying to show off how much stronger he is to Alastor - and then the reveal when the two Michael’s meet!

I like the idea of him being called Lion or Leo, lol. Alastor called him Lion when he was a lion, and now he’s a man with a mask he still calls him lion!

periguita asked:

So in Transplant AU, Vox will be obsessed with Alastor, Val will be one of his residents, but what about Velvette? Maybe she’s a staff member?

Maybe she’s Alastor’s personal designer and part of his PR Team?

Oh! Matching outfits with the lion!

You know what? Just for the matching outfits with Lion!Michael, Velvette does indeed show up and become a staff member.