periguita asked:
Idea! Transplant!Alastor is considered 7 years old by any magical measurement because that’s how long he’s been in the dimension.
In this no one knows anything about his backstory.
What if someone casts a measurement spell on Transplant!Alastor to try to get some personal info like his sizes but it actually reveals he is actually 7 years old?
This causes chaos and speculation until Lucifer gets the bright idea to ask Alastor if he was at any point a child. To which Alastor’s reply was that fully grown when he was created.
Lucifer notices the word “created” and ask who created him. Alastor’s reply is Father.
Lucifer’s questions start getting more and more specific until he gets the full picture.
Alastor is God’s newest personal and direct creation.
periguita:
kitsunesongs:
I love this - there would be such chaos as they question things, someone throws out the idea Alastor is secretly a robot, and it’s Lucifer who eventually asks if he was ‘created’ as an adult and realises his 'Father’ is God…which means God lobotomised him…and then APOLOGISED.
He’d be in shock, jealous, panicking, insecure, depressed…this would all send Lucifer spiralling a LOT.
So they still know Alastor has been lobotimized but not the other backstory stuff cause that is extensive.
Imagine Heaven’s reaction over the fact Alastor is God’s new and favourite creation and was the one to redeem sinners and fix the overpopulation problem.
Oh! Regarding Alastor’s husband, they either think he’s a human who didn’t know Alastor’s true nature/age or that he’s another new creation.
They know about the lobotomy, and that it happened because he murdered someone in defense of someone else but was so distressed his father wiped his memory of it, but not any of the other stuff!
They might think his husband is a normal human or an angel, but I think it’s likely they’ll think he’s another new human, like Alastor, cause they’re made in pairs. A new First Man, since Alastor can get pregnant and is therefore the new First/Second Woman.
Which causes Adam issues cause he’d feel inferior and panicked and HE’S the first man! Not this new…SECOND Man! God can’t just replace him like this!
Lucifer, meanwhile…
(Lucifer: *Slept with the first woman. Slept with the second woman. looks at Alastor, the New Wo/Man.*)