I have drawn Emet-Selch only like 4 times
and this is still the best one
sorry im never going to be over the fact that ffxiv dragons are space aliens it’s the funniest way anyone has handled dragons in a fantasy setting
space aliens ☝️ whose planet was destroyed by space alien robots. It must be said
only survived because one (1) guy went. hey guys this space robot shit is stupid they’re gonna kick our ass. i’m leaving with exactly 7 of my eggs BYE. then just raw dog flew through space until he found a planet
then he met God and she was like “hey wanna live on my special planet and raise your kids here? In exchange for protecting it from [redacted]?”
And he was all “fuck yeah, thanks God”
And that’s how ffxiv got dragons
Have to add this meme. First expansion btw:
I understand why you wish to softly and sweetly redeem this horrible old man but I want him a bitch. I want him to die a bitch.
that poll about bad ffxiv parents and emet selch isn’t even on the list…
i did not watch that man emotionally torture his grandson in a manner that implied this was all a) sickeningly usual and b) completely and gleefully deliberate for all of post stormblood for him to be SNUBBED
FOURCHENAULT LEVALLIEUR DISOWNED HIS CHILDREN PUBLICLY WITHOUT HIS WIFE’S KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT AND HES NOT EVEN GOING TO GET AN HONORARY MENTION?
have we talked about how thancred convinced his adopted daughter he’d be happier if she died. because we can talk about that one too i’m always ready to talk about that.
THE WEAPONS QUESTLINE
“I hope Zenos stays dead” well I hope he doesn’t, I hope he comes back to life, I hope he dies and comes back to life 20 more times, I hope every time he comes back Zenos haters cry and cancel their subs in droves and have to set up appointments with their therapists to unpack the trauma and emotional whiplash of it all, I hope he dies and comes back once per expansion, I hope there isn’t even an attempt at a lore/story explanation for why it keeps happening, I hope Zenos comes back to life for no other reason than this alone