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every year i forget how impossible it feels to function when you’re cold and under a blanket. u really expect me to be productive right now? to think about things? outside the warmth and safety of my blanket? kind of messed up to be honest
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if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising “organic blood” sourced from “willing donors” who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
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a quick one
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>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk
>look it up
>common treecreepercan’t make this shit up
this your man?
Remove the hitbox render from my son at once he will not be participating in your fighting game, you bastards
Ma’am your son just hit me with a meaty divekick crossup
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It snode :)
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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers
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i kinda get it when dogs let out those big fucking sighs randomly. you gotta try it its very nice. just a big ole sigh.
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ovur:
How it feels
